Recent reviews by Perry The Platypus?!

The game is genuinenly fun, and it doubling down into being as offensive as possible makes it all the more funny.
It's got that janky feel that hooks you in, and the gunplay is challenging with each weapon having its best uses. I've found myself coming back as there's replayability in finding new unlocks and its simple yet captivating combat. It's not a very long game, but considering it breaks up gameplay by having the player collect and view literal hitler porn of increasing severity it's pretty damn funny and in your face the first play through haha, but it's worth replaying for the gunplay

Keep on keepin on!

Guns unsatisfying and imbalanced, ttk is all over the place, visual clutter on the maps is unreal and good luck hearing anyone because the game is constant explosions, just isn't fun

Disappointing & soul-less. Allow me to elaborate:

Open mic by default - First game i hear mom yelling at kid.
Premium Battlepass + $170 of cosmetics in a beta - WTF

First run - incorrect res - couldnt click ACCEPT EULA
First game - everyone is bots. I AFK'd and won.
Second game - Enemy is bots. W+M1ing to me. Dumb as nails. Quit because no challenge, why do i need to stay for 4 entire rounds?
Third game - Bots cant kill you if you stand still. So i just stood still and shot them in the head. zzzzzz
4th game - Way too long. Exited at 2/4 rounds.
5th game - I'm done. Stuck in another one sided match without challenge. Gameplay loop is unsatisfying and dull. I'm uninstalling. This game is still boring. I'm going back to SG1
Plus, the training arena from SG1 = GONE. You want to train? Nope. Live match only.

Worrying:
Devs not using feedback from previous betas an entire year ago
Announcer is still cringe
SG1 portal mechanics are burried in keybindings if you can find them
Abilities still don't have impact
Portals lost impact from SG1, feels better to just not use them.
Super weapons still insta-gib
Weapons locked by default
Won't go above 140fps on lowest everything on a RTX 3090 despite only 60-70% GPU usage
Why is Nvidia Reflex not enabled by default?

TLDR: I feel nothings changed since a year ago. Except the inclusion of a shop.

Final thoughts:
Devs obviously not listening to any feedback in their betas, and the inclusion of battlepass and paid cosmetics in a game that's not even done yet tells many things. And their doubling down on the e-sport vibe of it is extremely cringe. This feels the wrong direction to take Splitgate, its quite the wet fart. If they keep this going, it will be DOA.

Crashes constantly, too many insta-kills, matchmaking none-existant and usually one team steamrolls the other. Bots. Punishment for leaving even if you're getting steamrolled. Punished for crashing in comp. Chat is toxic most of the time even in quickplay. Performance is bad, have to play with everything on the lowest even with a very beefy computer. Inconsistent hero balance. Ults which make people unkillable. Wall climbing and ziplines are janky. The list goes on..

It's more frustrating than fun to play. I'm out.

It hasn't aged well. AI companions frequently get stuck. Infinitely respawning gang and police enemies that respawn faster than you can kill them. Egregious amounts of screen shaking. Gang wars don't register you killing the correct NPC's unless you walk into their aggro range first to make the icons spawn over their heads, else it will be bugged and you have to come back later to do it again. Long finisher moves you can't get out of once you start them, which is easy to accidentally do whilst sprinting using a melee weapon. Missions with mandatory NPC saving/following don't follow you as they get distracted and it says you're abandoning them so you have to run back into gunfire to get back in follow radius. Performance is wildly up and down unless you lower the scene and reflection detail, despite my gpu only being used by 35%.

I get that it's supposed to be over the top, but barely getting a moments piece with frustrating mission design ultimately leads me to not want to finish this game. You can hide in a property to reduce wanted level, but you get it back very quickly. I imagine it was more tolerable back in the day, but playing it today feels like a step backwards with how extremely aggressive the AI drivers are, which makes doing side-missions frustrating.

It's not ALL bad. The radio stations are great and character customisation is refreshingly broad. But with its outdated mission design and frustrating bugs and companions, I don't think it's worth finishing.

The starting solo experience is not fun at all. Autorun, get one shot by an enemy, corpse run, repeat. It doesn't teach you how to play it very well and punishes you for not already knowing something. Bleh. The stamina recovery is horrible and not a fun mechanic

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Toxic chat ingame. Awful gameplay of run around for 2 minutes completely lost because everything in the map is a shade of brown only to die from a sniper you never even saw, nor even see because there's no kill cam. No real distinction between teammates vs enemies visually. Absolutely awful first user experience, no fun.

A mix of Unreal Tournament, Halo, Portal. Fantastic fast-paced fun. Not to mention you can even shoot yourself in the head through a portal.