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Amazing game! I played this for 4 hours straight and 100% entire game, even bought a DLC cause I was so entranced by the hot catgirls.

My friend is monkey and won't play with me because he wants to sleep it is not acceptable at all so I will now launch a lawsuit against so he will with me more and I can enjoy the because it is not fun alone ehm and I need help to win because I am ♥♥♥♥ at the game and I need pro player carry so pls make my friend play the game with me 24/7 so I can have fun and win alot because my friend is my friend and is very (good) at the game and he likes eating young women He also likes 9yr old girls) for dinner. Now please make him play so I can get alot of wins with my friend because he is my friend and I want to play with my friend because it is fun when I play with my friend so please remove his tiredness so he can play with me alot more because otherwise he will start attacking young women like in the game so I need to keep him busy playing the game so we do not have vampire incidents in real life. And also I don't want him to try and climp burj khalifa thinking he can do it all in one go which would result in him falling to his death which he would kind of deserve by being dumb enough to try and climp burj khalifa without any safety gear. And I do not want him to die just yet I need to win alot of games first so please save my friend from certain death and makes him invincible to damage in the game and real life use some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magic or whatever to ehm make him invincible so he can carry me to victory every game without fail because I need to win to look cool for all the other players so please help this is very urgent I do not want him to end up as a failure and die because of his stupidity for trying to climb burj khalifa and try and massacre the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dubai with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legendary assault rifle and then when he takes damage he will most likely try to suck some 9yr olds blood dry to heal up (maybe it works who knows). To try and avoid this huge problem he is probably diagnosed with like 9 different sicknesses and he needs help asap so please make him immortal to damage and also give him infinite ammo ingame so he is unstoppable so that he might not try to play bloodhunt in real life because that would be a disaster far more terrifying than 9/11 and that sure is a disaster dontcha think? To try and resolve the issue at hand please treat him to proper medical care so that he may not end up like a total maniac and ends up destroying the entire world as we know it. Now if u have read all this you are sure to understand how important this is for the future of our world because he might destroy it in the matter of a month if we do not treat him to proper medical care immediately. Now that you have read this please start a gofundme page to help my very sick friend (this is to save the world) please do that asap because we need to do this right now because I don't feel like dying because of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not helping my friend with his problem if u help him with this then please start a gofundme page as I mentioned before it would be greatly appreciated. Now I am finally done writing this. But I am gonna say this once again please help me friend with his 9 different sicknesses and yes.

good game