🚨ATTENTION, BOTTOMS 🚨‼️ You 🫵 have been drafted 🫡 to SLUT 😛 IT 😈 UP 😏 one last time in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣! It’s time ⏰ to join 🎖️your fellow 🗣️ WHOREcruits 😤 on the frontlines of the 🚨 war on jugs 🍈🍈 and 🥊 fight 👊 for your 🫵 right to PAAARTY 🕺🏻🎉. You better pucker up 💋 and report 🫡 to 💦 Gooch Camp 🏕️ at 00:00 hours ⌛️ to kiss 😚 all your homeboys 🫃👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 goodnight 😴. Bottles 🍾 WILL BE poppin’ 🥂 as balls 🪩 are droppin’ 😏 so you 🅱️etter get that thang 🫦 on the spank tank 👋🏻 🍑💥and catch a ride 🤠 to Fort Jacksoff 🍆💦😩 asap ⚠️‼️⚠️‼️