AOMMMGG HAPPYY NEW YEAR YOU STUD (ILYSM) I MISS YOU AND I THINK BOUT YOU, YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR OF NEW YEARS EVE 💝💝🍾🍾 MAY ALL THE GOOD THINGS COME TO YOU THIS 2023 <3333333343

Anyone else excited about growing a nice thicc man ass?
My gluteus gains have only been going for a month but I already feel a difference in what used to be my sad, flat little man booty. It actually used to be a source of embarrassment and a hit to my self confidence, but these noob gains I've been copping a feel on in the shower or when I'm crying alone in bed have really been motivating and a physical testament to my hard work and new found discipline.

So THIS is how its gonna be huh??? I knew you were up to something sitting by that stupid computer thing of yours all night!!! Leaving me cold and lonely in our bed waiting for your love. Yesterday when you were ""out w/ the bois..."" I went through your pc laptop only to find out you have been playing INTERCOURSE GAMES SUCH AS: OOH DONT EVEN MAKE ME SAY IT.. SUCH AS... ASSetto CUMsa🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CREEP OF A MAN THIS IS NOT THE GROUNDED LOVING RESPONSIBLE MAN WHOMST'VE IVE MARRIED 36 YEARS AGO I AM TRULY DISCUSTED WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR I AM TAKING THE DOG AND YOU ARE OUT MR!!!!!! 😤🙅

Oi bruv so i was hogging this bird the other dey 'er puss was bloody minging but damn juicy mate 🥵😍 ye? So we hit it of agein todey but i felt sum tin inchy on me prick fam.. like. So i scratch back at me knob and i feel dis intangible split across the eye of me focking ♥♥♥♥. Turns out mate, it was a gash in the time space continueum ye? Like and apparently her fanny is the clock wizard reminant of the big bang or sum ♥♥♥♥♥ rite? Her muff went spazzing out as it sed sum foking crazy ♥♥♥♥♥ about "♥♥♥♥♥ and boy♥♥♥♥♥ aint nottin better a combo" looked right peng as it did but i is no puffta so i went ahead and ♥♥♥♥♥ roit outa there.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazoooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbwurblwb shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka masturbates furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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