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Nat 15 Dec, 2025 @ 2:30pm

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

Nat 15 Dec, 2025 @ 2:30pm

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result.

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Nubato 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Nice Profile

ghxstly 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:09pm

very kind on dbd

Nubato 27 Feb, 2016 @ 7:13am

Triggered !!!!!

Hopscotch 14 Feb, 2016 @ 5:33pm

whats going on bud

NeXz 14 Feb, 2016 @ 5:32pm

Hello my fellow sheepshagging bud

Hopscotch 23 Jan, 2016 @ 8:38am

You have 14 friends in common

NeXz 23 Jan, 2016 @ 8:35am

You have '14 friends' in common

CordlessElm 22 Oct, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Pavel, what is life like on the front lines of combat in Ukraine?

Hopscotch 19 Aug, 2015 @ 5:58pm

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r/woosh 3 Aug, 2015 @ 11:01am

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NeXz 3 Aug, 2015 @ 7:12am

-rep profile has not yet been blessed with Ameno

r/woosh 21 Jul, 2015 @ 9:54pm

fk u cheat on cod4

r/woosh 21 Jul, 2015 @ 5:04am

Post this on the walls of the 12 sluttiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're a complete slag. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

dropback 28 Apr, 2015 @ 8:54am

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 sluttiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're a complete slag. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

NeXz 27 Apr, 2015 @ 12:07pm

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 sluttiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're a complete slag. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

76561198173234602 25 Apr, 2015 @ 3:47pm

yop !

eucals 31 Oct, 2014 @ 11:44am

gay

jujuche 31 Oct, 2014 @ 10:36am

HAPPY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MY FRIEND !

CordlessElm 27 Oct, 2014 @ 7:06pm

My friend, where have you gone to? It's been the longest of times. We've been distant for a year already. I've been busy with life and everything that follows it. Have you been busy yourself? Best wishes - Cordless

jujuche 23 Aug, 2014 @ 12:14pm

My British mate :3

76561198123636608 8 Aug, 2014 @ 1:20am

didnt login for 13 days? RIP in peace

Fusilli_ 12 Jul, 2014 @ 8:27am

+rep for ASDA

Valkynia 25 Apr, 2014 @ 12:18pm

<3

jujuche 19 Apr, 2014 @ 6:04pm

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jujuche 19 Apr, 2014 @ 12:04pm

HAPPY EASTER !

(\__/)···Give these cute Bunnies to everyone that···(\(\
(=‘.’=)···you love and tolerate! If you get five·········( =':')
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and also gimmi chocolate plz :3

팀툼 18 Dec, 2013 @ 10:12am

+ rep fast and good trader

Q 13 Dec, 2013 @ 1:17pm

+ rep

cat (2) 14 Nov, 2013 @ 8:56am

godd trader! + rep

Tee 9 Nov, 2013 @ 9:59am

Very patient and polite trader ++ rep

CordlessElm 1 Aug, 2013 @ 12:51am

RIP

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!

nanome 22 Feb, 2013 @ 1:44pm

+ rep

Shibe 16 Feb, 2013 @ 1:08pm

++rep great trader

Xaser 4 Jan, 2013 @ 8:16am

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Xaser 27 Dec, 2012 @ 5:01am

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CordlessElm 25 Dec, 2012 @ 5:21pm

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Ewald77 25 Dec, 2012 @ 3:41pm

★MERRY XMAS★

CordlessElm 30 Aug, 2012 @ 5:30pm

CJB is a very cool person.

Chris 12 May, 2012 @ 6:51pm

Hey we should play sometime. You know I'm on l4d but any Valve title really, we can have a go. Invite codi too. :)

Mel Arky 15 Aug, 2011 @ 10:32am

oh your from port talbot, ive heard of there, im in the centre of england lol - in derby