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He’s everywhere.

You don’t see it at first. You think it’s just a highlight reel, just gloves and grass and cameras flashing like teeth. But it’s not. It’s repetition. It’s the same catch replayed until it drills into the bone behind your eyes. One-handed. One-handed. One-handed. The phrase won’t leave.

The commentators chant his name like it means oxygen.

Odell. Odell. Odell.

I try to change the channel. He’s there in commercials. I mute the sound. I can still see the hair. The gravity-defying orbit of it. The sideline theatrics. The slow-motion close-ups like he’s the last human left on earth.

Why is he always midair?

Why is he always suspended?

No one else seems to notice. They clap. They nod. They call it greatness. I call it infiltration. A brand disguised as a person. A highlight stretched so thin it wraps around the planet twice.

Every catch echoes. Every camera angle feels rehearsed. Even the turf looks complicit.

It’s not rational. I know that. But the feeling sticks. Like static in the skull. Like a replay you never agreed to watch.

And somewhere, somehow, he’s still floating there — frozen mid-dive — waiting for the next broadcast to start again.

Uhhh. Um. Uhmmm. Umm um. Uhhhhhh.

neutral rep ... ran over a pedestrian

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