Recent reviews by Northern

This game is free??? FREE???
The voice acting is incredible. The art is lovely too. I love the characters. And this game made me laugh out loud way too many times.
FREE?!?!?!?!?! you cannot beat that price.
probably gonna throw money at them for dlc or whatever though because it's just that good.

No idea how long this game is, but I'm addicted to it. It's so cute and charming, and yes, there are bugs, but everything else is so great I don't care.

The art style, the characters, even the stories you can write about are all so fun! I'm considering calling in to work tomorrow just so I can keep playing.

Does this game have problems? God yes.
Do I love it regardless? Naturally.

I'm not gonna talk about the glitches - everyone knows about those. Let's talk about the level design.
It never tells you exactly where to go. You are to wander aimlessly, finding multiple doors that SEEM like you should be able to go through them but oops! You don't have the right clearance! Perhaps a visual indicator of doors you can/can't go through would be helpful here. Some of the doors have handles that light up - I recommend making ALL doors similar to this and making the handles red or green if you can get into them, that way you won't die over and over just to learn that the door you went for was locked the whole time.

Generally telling us where to go and what to do would be nice. I appreciate the attention to detail in some cases and I do love that the game has a very unique play style, but I wish it held your hand, like... at all. Markiplier struggled with the same areas I did and called himself an idiot for it - I heavily disagree. Many directions are unclear and it makes it hard to love the game, especially with all the glitches happening on the sidelines.

That being said, I do have to recommend this game. It's fun when it isn't infuriating, it's interesting as hell, and I love my robot dad.

This game is so, so fun and so very irritating if you're bad at it like I am. I love stumbling upon my own creations and trying to herd these people around like cats. If you're on the fence about buying it, here's your sign: just do it. It's hours (or, again, years if you're bad at it like me) of fun.

As a dating sim, this game is incredibly lacking. There's a point in the plot that never gets truly resolved, and while I love the diverse characters, nothing ever comes of romancing them. It's fun up until that point, though.
But... it's still a very cute game.
I'd love to see more of a conclusion for the love portion of the game but I would still recommend it to anyone. Just don't expect much on that front.

Bought the entire pack for literally one single cosmetic.
Worth it.

This game is like League of Legends: toxic players, everyone who plays it hates it, and the company behind it sucks.

It's fun sometimes, I guess. But if you like the lore and the characters and you haven't bought Dead by Daylight yet, don't. Every time I think Bhvr is finally headed in the right direction, they disappoint me again and again. I haven't played in forever simply because my faith in this game has tanked.

My secret word is appreciate, which seems to be fairly uncommon?
Regardless, that little blurb at the end? Owie. Genuinely got me, idk how it KNEW but. I'm in pain. In a good way, I think?

If you heard "it's like Rocket League and League Of Legends combined", that is absolutely correct. And it's great because of it.
This game has a depressingly small community but it is AMAZING. The potential here is so great. If you have like six friends, bring them all on and it's fantastic. Like, this game is amazing. I hope it catches on and gets the amount of players it deserves soon.

This game ruined my life.
It's been months and I'm still not over being friendzoned by a skeleton.
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKELETON.
Not only do my friends hate me now for not being able to shut up about BEING FRIENDZONED BY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKELETON, but I have had my life permanently altered in many ways.
On a tiny budget, this game has managed to make me sadder than my pathetic excuse of a life ever will.
My only complaint is that once I joined the legion of people who also love this game, I was unable to leave.
Be sure you're ready to throw your life away before you play this game. If you don't have one, then perfect! Play it. There is nothing stopping you other than alienating yourself from your friends and family. So what are you waiting for?

Oh, and one more thing.
Don't reset. You heartless monster.