Walking home today, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumped into me and instantly started talking ♥♥♥♥ about Epic being the best game distribution service. I tried to remain calm and explain to him Steam was actually the best game distribution service, but he wouldn't take the hint. He started throwing words around like "free games" and I lost it. Punched him right in his Epic loving ♥♥♥♥ face. I hate Epic so damn much.

I eat a bowl of cereal every morning and at the start of the week, I pour a bowl of cereal the ordinary way. However, unlike most people(probably) I eat my cereal with a fork. Why? You may ask. It’s so I can save my milk because when I’m done eating my cereal I put the milk back in the fridge. Then I take that bowl of milk out again the next day for my cereal and repeat. At the end of the week, I finally indulge myself in drinking my bowl of milk all at once. It is a real treat, a real delicacy. It’s like a flashback to all the cereal I ate that week with such a unique tangy robust flavor. The next week I start with a new bowl of milk. Mondays are the worst because my milk tastes normal and Fridays are the best because I’m allowed to drink my wonderful concoction. It’s a different experience every time. Truly magical.

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+rep After a good game in CSGO , I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :3

^v Tards

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP

Thank you for your kind words

+rep

<3

so, this is how god looks like. hahaha nice duel , :)

Thanks my dude

Haha multiple VAC bans on record, i figured it'd be just trolling, pretty cool figuring that out though!

Grr, Sorry i attacked while you buffed, i'm just tired of seeing tears of denial, everyone used it in my entire day of dueling.

the one you had to cheat on because you are too bad to punish simple projected heals ^^

pathetic xD

+rep

Gg my guy altought there was some heavy lag in the beggining that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up half of my health. From should make region servers that aren't "Japan" and "Not- Japan" already

nice hacks

I like how you leave out the part where you were using a lightning buffed dragonslayer axe and caestus :D

r1 spam more

shield ♥♥♥♥♥

I love how everyone here aggree on the fact you suck! Don't freaking heal in games :/

Run away for an entire match and then blame lag when you die? Jesus dude just suck it up.

Disgusting play

Good job ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

good match mate

Salty

No,dude,trust me ,it most time mean friendly in our life,and I'm not good at English,,,

Np bruh. Also, one last thing. ♥♥♥♥ that the Thrall Axe has to actually fight for real and doesn't just straight-up rape:

♥♥♥♥ quicker than a Greatsword class. Straight swords, katana kunts, axes, probably rapiers, and other daggers are especially dangerous. Spears and halberds are no problem, though; go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts.

Most greatsword users, too. GS R1 spam is just fast enough to really punish QS>R1, so you can usually only get a single smack in before the R1 pressure gets too stronk.

Mages are actually rather susceptible to the god axe but they're still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who can't accept the thrallcock just waiting to ram into them.

Now go forth and reap the salt

Alright lil ♥♥♥♥♥ here's how you Thrall Axe to ♥♥♥♥ up every single slow-ass HA attack in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. First, infusion and stats. Refined 40/40 and 2handed or 66 Heavy 2Hed are both fine, you only lose like 10 AR with Heavy 66 or some ♥♥♥♥.

Now, here's how Quickstep works and why it's infinitely better than rolling.

QS is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fighting game move. It cancels end frame lag WAY better than rolling. Every time you standing R1, or running R1, or even jumping attack, and you have the stamina to QS, do it, because you cancel the slow axe moveset frames but keep the devastating damage. Plus, you always do standing attacks instead of rolling attacks, which combo for more damage.

Ultras get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because every time an R1 trade is attempted, you just quickstep right out of your R1 and can do another, which can then be QS-canceled, too.

So when a Paired Greatswords fuccboi tries to L1L1L1L1, you can hit the ♥♥♥♥ up to SIX TIMES with the Thrall Axe, depending on their poise. Just R1 inbetween every QS and do it twice at the very end since they're guaranteed no stamina after the last side-swipe. Though they usually bail out after the 3rd L1's down smash.

have fun bruh (っ◡)っ

go ♥♥♥

If you mean PvP in Dark Souls 3, maybe because you deserved applause

Sorry,sorry :D

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝓣𝓗𝓡𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓐𝓧𝓔 ♥

most casual casual ever?

anime :D

weeb friends?

+rep got a steam wallet code, trusted trader

+rep bought a steam wallet code $100 and $100