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The Beginner's Guide is likely the most unique game I have ever played. I was thinking of just waiting for a christmas sale or something, but the curiosity killed me to no end. I just had to know everything about the game.
I'll start off with the negative(s).

Cons;
-The game has a runtime of an hour and a half, which isn't bad for what it contains, however the game features a much larger potential for runtime. For example, sometimes when a difficult puzzle would appear, Davey would just make you skip the puzzle, which I wish had been optional. Mainly because some of looked so interesting.
-A few minor graphical issues, but nothing really bad at all.

Pros;
-I thought it was super interesting to have a game feature a real non-fiction narrative. While it wasn't as moving as some fictional ones **cough** thomaswasalone **cough**, the very real and somewhat relatable story is heartwrenching as it was moving and inspiring.
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing soundtrack.
-Play the game yourself. I beg of you.
-The song before the credits.
-plz play it

10/10 Most cinematic experience since Toy Story 3

To enhance the experience of this 'game', play it while;
1. Really tired
2. Perhaps drunk (slightly)
4. In a dark room
5. After a long day
6. Wearing stereo headset
Few games have ever made me smile from nothing but joy. This really soothed me, but due to short gameplay you only really pick this up on a sale.

Although I havent finished this game, I don't think it matters. Super Splatters is a platformer/puzzle/point n' click chysics game with some great visuals. There isn't much to say about this game. It's fun, it's addictive, halarious, and just outright awesome. You play as some sort of contestants for a TV show, and the more stunts you do, the more 'views' (points) you get.
Extremely fun, endlessly re-playble, I give it an 8 out of 10.
(Side note, it does have crashing problems on my mac laptop, but runs like a charm on PC)

One of the most disgusting, messed up, annoying, time consuming games I've played in my life. Which is why I love it.
I've spent so much time playing this game. Every day. Every day, I will just play one round, die, get fustrated, quit, play again, and let the cycle continue.
This game is insanely fun and addictive. When people ask what I'm playing, I say "Binding of Isaac". When they ask what it's about, I say "It's a game based off of a story in the bible in which a boy named Isaac is close to being murdered by his mother. He seeks hiding naked in a basement and shoots monsters with his tears. It's one of the best games I've ever played in my life."
Final Score:
97%

Around about the third or fourth best game I have ever played in my life. The enjoyment from this game does not come from the soothing gameplay, it's wonderful controls, or even it's amazing yet simplistic graphics.
The true spectacle is in the characters, story, narration, and soundtrack. (The best I've ever heard in a game ever)
I often take characters in games for granted. But my god, this game. Towards the end I had never cared so much about a rectangle since I watched SpongeBob as a child. I grew to love every single one of these characters, their abilities, their emotions, and just overall, how well they represented humanity.
One of the only two games that had me smiling with glee as I played them. (The other one being Portal 2)
The narration was perfect, just perfect. Danny Wallace nailed the job. I was chuckling at the sound of his voice, and honestly I would hire him to read picture books to me as I go to bed.
Epic is a word I would use to describe this game, among many others I could use. Wonderful. Cinematic. Divine. Astounding. Groovy. I could go on forever about this game but I don't want to say much more.
Yes, the characters are rectangles.
Yes, the puzzles are slightly easy.
Yes, the game is quite short.
Yes, the concept is mainly about just jumping.
Yes, the graphics won't beat the last of us.
And yes, this game will change you forever.
Final score:
100%

I can't recommend this game ENOUGH. To be clear, my steam says I've only been playing this game for half an hour, but I've replayed the single player AND multiplayer twice over on my Xbox.
The first thing that made this the best game I've ever played, was how clever it was. Not JUST the puzzles, but everything. The story, the characters, design, and visuals are all just amazing.
Anyway I'm not going to write a full length review, since I can't say anything that hasn't already been said about this game. But my point is;
If you haven't played this game, (as well as the first one) then buy it. Not a single day goes by without me thinking about how amazing this game is. Do yourself a favour and CLICK THAT ADD TO CART BUTTON.

I'm not going to lie, this game can be hard. But that's why I love it.
This game is like a more exiting version of bejeweled, it requires VERY fast thinking on some levels, and some other require you taking time. I can't really go into much detail about this game, as it is quite minimalist. But you have no excuse NOT to buy it, I mean it's FIFTY CENTS.

I loved the F**K out of this game ever since figured out how to WALK, it's just so well polished! The gameplay and concept work together so well. And even some sly humor here and there. Not to mention how fun it is is with FRIENDS. Each level is made differently, constantly unclocking new perks, towers, and eminies. The game is a MUST BUY. For EVERYONE.