i was just trying to jerk off like a normal, emotionally unstable adult when my bluetooth headphones connected to the living room speaker instead of my phone. next thing i know, the 2007 browser-quality moaning i queued up is echoing through the house like the opening scene of a horror movie. i panicked, threw my phone across the room like that would stop the sound. it didn’t. it got LOUDER. like the bluetooth gods said “nah, let’s embarrass this man in HD.” my mom screamed. the dog barked. my grandpa yelled “turn off that devil noise” from upstairs. i tripped over a laundry basket, pulled a muscle in my back, and hit my head on a dresser mid-stroke. i was in PAIN. physical, emotional, spiritual. i finally shut it off and just laid there, pants halfway down, contemplating my entire bloodline. i haven’t left my room in 36 hours. i can’t face them. i heard my sister whisper “he’s not the same” this morning.

I need to get this off my chest before I lose what’s left of my sanity. I have actual sexual desires for LeBron James. Like, not just a normal crush — I’m talking full-on, fantasies where I’m literally masturbating while watching his highlights. And I’m not even ashamed anymore.

I remember whispering, “King James, king james” while fingering myself. I have so much I mean SO MUCH POSTER OF HIM IN MY ROOM. Friends tell me to get help, but honestly, who do you call when your biggest sexual frustration is a six-foot-nine basketball god you’ll never meet?

At this point, I think my brain’s just using LeBron as a coping mechanism for everything wrong in my life. Like, maybe if I imagine him helping me out my emotional pain as hard as he blocks shots, I’ll feel less pathetic. Or maybe I’m just one move away from losing my damn mind. I hope I meet him in real life.

+rep wife material

mf sold heroin 5 days ago

-rep lost his aura

Love you friend hope your week is going well!

Hey bro! Add me pls

i tolerate this black man

most tolerable black man

blacky

Thanks for the add

black

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Hope you had a great Christmas friend!

EPIC moment in one of my favorite games with my favorite character in the game. Is that you playing? BTW, are you male or female irl? Your comment on John Doyle's page made me happy to hear you didn't join the military at this time in history, and your freckled digital cutie face made me wonder if you were an amazing young conservative woman, who would be down to talk some time. LOL Hope you don't mind the random comment I am leaving here on your channel, whether you are a dude or a chick. Either way, if that's you, as Reinhardt in OW... BADASS PLAY!

Who tf is Don "David Smith" Cheadle

WHO IS DON CHEADLE

Who is don cheadle I can't find him

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Don't spell saggin backwards, worse mistake of my life.

Society

problem?

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Hope you're having a good day friend

Aeon

no yes actually no

no but actually yes

no

Yo, it's The Gooch from 2016 in that one mario kart server hows everything lmao

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Friend!

ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟!

Gott Mit Uns

Hallo Freund ich hoffe dir geht es heute gut!

facts

+rep, can probably do a backflip irl

♥♥♥ IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAG the Cumburglar shouts at me as he tosses the industrial size garbage bag at my feet. it sways back and forth, heavy with Innumerable Loads. he shakes the barrel of the shotgun, first at me, then at the bag. slowly, tears leaking from my eyes, i begin to jerk off into the bag. when i'm done and my load has been added to the cache of Man Cream, he grabs the bag and sprints into the night, looking for another uniwitting victim

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

You're one of the coolest mates I know.

It's fine!

Sorry for taking long time in accept your offer.

good gamer +rep

V A P O R W A V E

Glad we aren't holding the L

To answer your question Trains, with the memory, GPU, and the PSU changed, it would be about over $600. http://pcpartpicker.com/list/7kpVBP

how much did your setup cost

+rep because he gave me +rep for being fun to play with and same goes for him