Recent reviews by ChickenPotato

I bought this game at 75% discount, and I would say it is worth every penny for the nostalgia alone.

Even the controller is a bit unresponsive, just like back in the day.

I just bought this for nostalgia when I see the title on sale for $2. It sure brings back memories.

Also apparently you can get the original campaign and the hammers of fate campaign with some mods, so it adds to the value.

Have fun with only one hand.
The faster you move, the better you'll achieve.
It's free.

Just like fapping.

9/10 would replace fapping with this game.

Dinosaurs + rifles + jetpack + vehicles = tons of fun!

It's really cheap, plus you also get trading cards!

TL;DR ::
If you're looking for a children game, just find another. It's not worth the buck (pun intended).

PROS :
- cute graphics
- soothing music
- (not quite useful) informations about the pleistocene epoch
- Steam trading card (the only reason I bought this game on discount)

CONS :
- too short
- only 3 mini games
- only several minutes play time (I played several hours just to receive the trading card drops)
- poorly executed

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FULL REVIEW ::

Did you know that majestic oaks can live even 1000 years?
I don't.
And this game tells me that stuff along with other things about the pleistocene epoch.

The concept is quite good; making children learn something using interactive media like this. Cute graphics, soothing music, and simple gameplay. That's perfect, right?
NOPE.
It's poorly executed. You can only go right, left, and find "hidden" informations about the pleistocene epoch in the background. There are 3 mini games that you can play once and you won't play it again.

1. Memory : Match similar images from a set of images. Once you've completed it there's no message or anything. You just press back button and that's it. Try replay it and you'll find the same images position from previous game. They didn't even bother randomizing it. :(

2. Snack and Lunches : Choose 5 foods that deers ate. If you choose wrong it will display X on the image, otherwise it will display a checkmark. You can choose all the foods. There's no message on completing the game, just like the previous game. Well, at least you get to know what deers ate.

3. Paleopuzzle : There are scattered bones and a silhouette of a deer. Place the correct bones into the deer. If you place it correctly the bones will auto-snap into the right position. And just like the other games, it has no message when you've completed the puzzle.

Yes, that's the whole game. I'm not trying to undermine the developer's effort in developing this game, but I've made a better "game" for my history subject in high school within only several days. At least make the deer's journey longer, add more minigames, and make it more interesting.

I bought it on 90% discount at around $0.1 so I won't complain too much. But this game doesn't deserve its full price.

I thought I could have different endings by choosing different actions.
I was wrong.

You can only choose whether the character will die courageously or cowardly. Or if they die saying "Iron from ice" or just stay silent.

Then why am I still playing this game? Because it has Game of Thrones characters. Though not as frequent as I thought. And that's about it.

Also, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending :\

It's like playing Lego Technic series, with unlimited blocks and weaponry. What else do you want?

Edit on deformable surface block update:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME IS SO GEEWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!

Now we can finally build a realistic weeniee shaped vehicle without any mods!

If you like balls, cars, and rockets, this game is for you! Especially if you like BIG balls.

This game is easy to play yet quite hard to master. You can either play for fun; chasing balls and trying to score, or you can play for the challenge; attempting aerials and scoring cool goals.

Online match is OK, though the server is still limited. So if you're playing miles away from the server locations, such as Indonesia, you might want to think twice. Especially if you have poor internet connection. It's still playable at 100-200ms ping though.
But still, you can play it with your friends on split screen up to 4 players! Prepare a big screen and 4 controllers, and play 2v2. It's a guaranteed great time! If only there's a LAN match up for this game, then it will be beyond perfect.

One of the best thing in this game is its soundtracks. Seriously! I can listen to them forever!

If you like to pew pew pew boom --- dead, this is the game for you.

"TAAAAAAANK"
"Why did you shot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch, FFS!"
"Brace yourself, the horde is coming"