SUPPERS

-REP known hat scammer
+REP massive ♥♥♥♥

hello there u r very cool

These miners want diamonds
They tryna craft a pick
Tell em it ain't likely
Said she need a pick made with light blue
Must be only trying to scam you
All you want is diamonds
But the real ones they’re light blue
Not Lapis
I don't play, I don't make time
But if you need coal I got you and got it from the mine
Go in my mineshaft
Looking for zombies
Looking for dungeons, that zombie look just like me
Woo, found some diamonds', woo!
That my little mansion, I built it in a day
Used all of my cobble, 2048
Craft a new tool, a diamond sword for me
Crafting a pick
Two twigs for the base
Now adding the diamonds
Hide the rest in my chest
Redstone trapped
Kill zombie, kill creeper (pronounce like creepah)
All diamonds for me
All the gold for me
And that's good enough
We see mobs we’re not runnin'
But when we minin’ in the dungeon
We will save the diamonds
I lost a stack last week, they fell into the lava
That's bad for us

NICE

cheer said nimes

I was just telling that I got this girl before
And I was together since 3 years
And em, I was not even cheating on her or what
And Facebook arrived and she wanted me to accept her on Facebook
And I don't want it because I was like in front of her
And she told me like "Accept me on Facebook"
It was virtual, made no sense
So I say "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook"
She started to be crazy
She thoughts that because I didn't accept her
She thought I was cheating
She told me like, uh, it's over
And I can't believe it
It is crazy because I like her
I'm in front of you, I'm every day
Here in your house
That's like jealousy
Pure jealousy for nothing
You know
Virtual thing

+rep my baby son

+rep silly child

okay, i get it. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. i didn't listen to you. i'm sorry. i've called you 45 times and i've sent over 200 text messages. i would have done anything to get you back. i know i ruined us, but did you really have to go and ♥♥♥♥ my dog?

msiv no remember the mission

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is alright

thanks

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It's COOL to make Mother Base Adventures!
Post this on the wall of a MBA-making friend and tell them how COOL they are

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It's COOL to make the MGS3 comic!
Post this on the wall of a comic-making friend and tell them how COOL they are

i cant do

Did you rike it?

more like hey boi hahahahahahaahahahaha

gay boi -rep

i apologokay

please do not do that.

welp

this was very confusing to me. i did not know what to do. i took the charge and stuffed it into my pocket as the child and i descended into daraa once more. the baby demanded i return him to his place on the street. i did as he asked, and time resumed. i watched in disbelief as the small baby was killed under the tires of cars. what remained of its organs were spread among the dusty road and cars left trails of its life blood as they drove on without blinking twice. this is how i met the lord allah. and this is how he died. to show my love, i will now die. praise allah. allah is the only god.

it said, "child. you are lost. come with me to find the truth in yourself and worship your lord. come give praise to the prophet." i held onto the wrapped child as we ascended past the stars to the golden gates of heaven. behind the gates, i saw 72 virgins, bathing themselves in precious coins and gems. the child spoke to me with light radiating from its face. "child, this is my home. these riches and women are yours if you do this for me. confess to the world your love for me." the child opened its mouth, revealing an explosive charge shaped like the islamic rising sun. "take this into the streets of america. sacrifice yourself as a holy offering to me, child, and you will be one with me."

so the other day, i was walking down the sidewalks of daraa. normally, i wouldn't be doing this due to be extensive hatred of the outside. however this time is different than the rest. i came to know my lord and savior allah. i was walking down the street and saw a crying baby, wrapped in rags in the road. to my horror, cars approached the weeping child. of course, the cars didn't stop. classic syrian driving. anyway, as the vehicle was about to strike the child, time appeared to stop. the cars suddenly stood still. i saw this as my opportunity to scoop the child in my arms. i could tell from its cries that it was an arabic child. but when i removed its head covering, i saw no arabic face. i instead saw a handsome face. the most handsome i had ever seen. as a straight male, i would in fact have agreed to engage in sexual relations with this face. the face started speaking to me.