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10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am 
+rep:sans::health:

Pp enis:jarate:
7 Feb, 2020 @ 1:32pm 
@FBI @CIA I found the hacker known as "four-chan" his profile is right here.
12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:46am 
Johnny enters the flower shop.

Johnny: Hi.

Florist: Can I help you?

Johnny: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?

Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.

Johnny: That’s me! How much is it?

Florist: It’ll be eighteen dollars.

Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!

Florist: You’re my favorite customer.

Johnny: Thanks a lot, bye!

Florist: Bye bye!

Johnny exits with the roses and gets in his car.
6 Dec, 2018 @ 10:57am 
Santa works all day in his workshop
Making a lot of games and toys
Then one day, he hops in his sleigh
To bring them to the girls and boys
Santa's just as nice as he could be
There's just one ♥♥♥♥ing thing that worries me

If it doesn't snow on Christmas
How's fatass goin' to use that sleigh
In case of rain, will there be a train
That'll speed him on his way
If it doesn't snow this Christmas
How'll fatass get around to us
Say he breaks down on his way to town
Will they let him use a bus

I sent him a nice long letter
And I hope it's not in vain
I really would feel much better
If the fat ♥♥♥♥ flew a plane

Now they say he's got eight reindeer
For the sleigh he's driving here
But how the ♥♥♥♥s he go, if it doesn't snow
On Christmas this year
5 Dec, 2018 @ 8:54am 
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:43am 
my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs i dropped my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs oh my god what the ♥♥♥♥ am i going to to oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my eggs i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropped my eggs what the ♥♥♥♥ man my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs oh god what the ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggs
23 Nov, 2017 @ 7:21am 
So. You beat the Halo demo. Not bad soldier, not bad at all. But are you ready to make the next step? In the full version of Halo, you'll find additional vehicles like tanks, plasma turrets, and aircraft; powerful, new human and alien weapons; a single player campaign spanning ten massive indoor and outdoor enviroments, and support for intense multiplayer battles with up to sixteen of your friends!... Or enemies. All that wrapped up in an epic sci-fi story so freaky, it makes me shake just thinkin' about it. Halo: Combat Evolved. Buy one! Heck, buy two. That's an order, soldier!
8 Mar, 2017 @ 2:24pm 
{WS}cfl565656( ͡° ᴥ͡°ʋ): this is like nascar with noscopes
15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:29pm 
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Is this Dugtrio, or is it three angry Digletts?
The world will never know.
15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
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9 Feb, 2017 @ 6:11pm 
+rep nerd
29 Aug, 2016 @ 3:04am 
We interrupt this program to bring you...Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It's up to Courage to save his new home! Stupid dog... You make me look bad! Oooh GA bogabogaaaaaahhh!!!!
1 Aug, 2016 @ 5:05am 
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18 Jun, 2016 @ 3:49am 
it took a ton of work to get
18 Jun, 2016 @ 12:51am 
Nice back ground u ♥♥♥
17 Jun, 2016 @ 10:16am 
ありがと兄弟!
教えてくれて!
22 Aug, 2015 @ 4:55am 
john birthday wishes happy cena to u
2 Aug, 2015 @ 8:48am 
🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my self ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes
28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:47pm 
big gay
24 Mar, 2015 @ 1:37pm 
EEYORE
22 Mar, 2015 @ 8:39pm 
Nice badges.
21 Mar, 2015 @ 3:08pm 
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12 Sep, 2014 @ 11:42am 
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30 Jul, 2014 @ 10:19pm 
where's elements
21 Jun, 2014 @ 12:37pm 
ur an nub
11 May, 2014 @ 12:41am 
cfl565656
5 / 6 / 5 / 6 / 5 / 6 = 0.001
0 - 0 - 1 = -1
Half life 2 named #1 game of the decade
A decade is 10 years long
10 in base 6 is 14
1 - 4 = 3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
29 Aug, 2013 @ 11:19pm 
And I was like "Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
10 Dec, 2012 @ 8:09am 
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13 Sep, 2012 @ 9:56pm 
You're welcome Casey.
23 Aug, 2012 @ 7:07pm 
best player ever
17 Jun, 2012 @ 5:09pm 
One of the greatest guys on Steam. 10/10
21 Apr, 2012 @ 6:08am 
Skype?
13 Apr, 2012 @ 10:23am 
thanks mayte, same too you ^^
9 Apr, 2012 @ 2:49pm 
0_0
9 Apr, 2012 @ 1:50pm 
ballsack.
9 Apr, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
I made this guy's picture because he's a pretty cool guy, eh quacks over the mic and doesn't afraid of anything
23 Mar, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
well you obviously read homestuck.
27 Jan, 2012 @ 11:39pm 
I blue screened when i clicked on a server -_-
20 Jan, 2012 @ 2:02pm 
NOPE.AVI
9 Jan, 2012 @ 1:51pm 
NO WAY MAN MINE
7 Jan, 2012 @ 3:42pm 
BAGELS!? MINE DAMNIT
6 Jan, 2012 @ 2:01pm 
GIMMIE DAT BAGEL
6 Jan, 2012 @ 9:05am 
its a code for me dont use it it wont work anywhere
6 Jan, 2012 @ 9:04am 
2021-4818-7710
3 Dec, 2011 @ 11:06am 
Snarf
6 Nov, 2011 @ 3:09am 
Son... I am dissapoint.
15 May, 2011 @ 11:06am 
Yes, It's true, Imma nuuub