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Nyx got fake tiddies, Slash gang rise up

This is like the Duke Nukem Forever of Chex Quest. If you're a diehard fan of the old games, I'd play it, but honestly just stick to the old ones. The level design and mechanics of this game either feel completely unnecessary or leave a lot to be desired. It's a cute little remake but lacks the charm of the DOOM engine this game is known for

Possibly the best Star Wars game out there. Amazing combat and movement, great story, live action FMV cutscenes. It aged super welled for an FPS from 97. The lightsaber combat could be better, but you have a wide arsenal of weapons so its mostly just a shooter with force powers, but man is it good. And it has a light side and dark side choice so theres two playthroughs for you right there. What more can you ask from a Star Wars game?

This game stands the test of time, one of the best flight simulators and among the best Star Wars games to date. However, it is not fully optimized for modern systems with its resolution and joystick controls, and apparently theres a camera glitch however I only encountered it once ( As long as you switch to a different camera angle like cockpit view or close up behind the ship you will be fine). But its still playable, super fun, and if you need to there are patches available to fix the resolution and joystick controls

This is great, weird fun. Art style is astonishing, and the humor pulls through most of the time. My biggest gripe is it is wayyyy too short (3 hours including when I went back and did some side quests), so don't pay full price. But I still recommend, especially if you like anything from its publisher, adult swim.

Honestly didn't age well. Gameplay is repetitive and boring, controls are weird, no satisfying goal other than kill a bunch a people. The isometretic view and art style is cool but other than that, as long as you just want to just kill a bunch of people for a couple hours theres not much going for this game

I've never played any game quite like this. This is a true absurdist masterful piece of art, with an intriguing story and loads of fun and thrills on the gameplay. The puzzles are intricate and complex, the worlds are diverse and beautiful. I really cant say enough great things about this game. The controls and aiming might take a little to get used to, but it really picks up once you get into it. If you're looking for something left field and mind warping, this is definitely a fine choice.

Incredibly interesting and fun adventure game. It uses a unique engine that uses point and click and fps gameplay qualities with a humorous story. Some of the puzzles may not be as obvious but it can be straightforward and is fun to figure out. I would recommend downloading the US voice patch as this is the UK version of the game, that way you can get Corey Feldman as the lead character. Although he overdoes the 90's slacker voice sometimes, its better than the UK version where the lead sounds like a dweeb. Even with the thick cockney accents in the UK version, the game is a blast either way.

My game keeps crashing because I added a crazy drug mod but this is one of my favorite games of all time