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Grandpa Pyromancer 1 Jan, 2025 @ 7:43pm 
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feetguy13 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm 
-rep he did n ot add me on steam i hate hime
feetguy13 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm 
add me pls i think u are sw@g
shinobi 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am 
this profile made me weak lmfao
feetguy13 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm 
I want to see you.
Afterlife Cult 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00pm 
:steamhappy:
feetguy13 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is powering up for the franchise‘s debut on the Nintendo Switch. Join Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, and Cranky Kong for this critically acclaimed adventure, which can now enjoy in a chill new mode as groovy surfing simian Funky Kong. He can double jump, hover, perform infinite rolls, and even perform infinite underwater corkscrews. Thanks to his sturdy surfboard, even spikes can't slow him down. And woah. What‘s going on here? Man! This guy really knows how to keep his cool. Thanks to this righteous dude, even stages packed with peril can be smooth surfing. Of course, the bodacious original experience is still here too, and you can enjoy both modes with a friend or 2-player co op. Enjoy this funky adventure anytime, anywhere, with anyone.
feetguy13 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
feetguy13 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm 
Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PC and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D$DDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name, my cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
feetguy13 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm 
Hello Idiot
feetguy13 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
There's one thing I want y'all to know. Women. Women are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful, you know why? Women don't fart. They poop! POOP! " 'Scuse me, I made a smelly!" Nah, ♥♥♥♥♥ I think you ♥♥♥♥, god-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-DAMN!
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feetguy13 27 Jun, 2021 @ 5:18pm 
feetguy13
piano_player_429 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:43pm 
Dear feetguy13,

The higher-ups at Steam decided that my profile picture was "too epic" for their liking, so they manually deleted my profile picture off of the Steam servers to prevent anybody else from being blown away by the totally awesome and epic profile picture that I used. I wear this broken image icon as a sign of valour and pride, as Steam personally removed it.

Sincerely,
piano_player_429
feetguy13 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:40pm 
where is you profile picture
plz answer
feetguy13 5 Mar, 2021 @ 6:38pm 
If I do eat ♥♥♥, I most likely wouldn’t die. Let’s say that somehow each nut is always 25 calories, so in order to reach the recommended daily amount of calories, I would have to bust 80 times a day and eat every single bite of ♥♥♥. However, I most likely do not need 2000 calories a day, so I might be able to do 1400.There is vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat and protein in semen, but because eating semen is usually in low quantities, there is not really enough nutritional value in semen. However, if I were to eat nut 80 times, I might be able to survive but would be severely malnourished. However, I am underweight for my age so it would not be a huge deal. Finally, I probably would burn more calories producing the ♥♥♥ than I would gain from eating it, so in the end it most likely wouldn’t work.
feetguy13 28 Feb, 2021 @ 4:11pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play left 4 dead sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
feetguy13 8 Jan, 2021 @ 5:02pm 
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feetguy13 8 Jan, 2021 @ 5:01pm 
-rep he didnt post a foot pic i hate hime so much post em
feetguy13 26 Dec, 2020 @ 6:51pm 
Let me tell you how much I love the Werewolf babes in the forest, you don't understand the urge a person could have for those forest mythical beasts. I do anything to find a person cursed with Lycanthrophy, and I would do anything to make that person like me, always be kind about her problem, saying it's not a problem and to make her safe and secure, then I would just be a tease towards her 24/7 after gaining her trust, and make sure to be close by when full moon happens, the feral mindset of the werewolf would know my scent and would be drawn to me at once, and then I will finally have my dream come true when her claws just ruin my clothes, a few scratches here and there, but that doesn't matter, as I am so completely blinded by her fuzzy beauty, and then we'll have some extreme bone breaking sex. Growing the trust as the true alpha of the Werewolf.
feetguy13 1 Dec, 2020 @ 9:04pm 
Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.
feetguy13 30 May, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
Madam, may I request one of thy ♥♥♥♥ and Ball Torture from thee? Mine balls hast been ravaging with rage and thy hunger. Mine ♥♥♥♥ hast filled with thy blood. I beg thou to release me of mine suffers, Adieu Madam!

— “Fedora Flip and Proceeds to Bow”
The Great PellyJuice 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:08pm 
sure
feetguy13 12 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10pm 
Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous.The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohh, ahh... scrumptious! If it were up to me, 'd lick them all day, every day From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate poolworths of semen in seconds.
piano_player_429 21 Feb, 2020 @ 8:08pm 
who lost their dog??
feetguy13 21 Feb, 2020 @ 7:58pm 
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feetguy13 28 Dec, 2019 @ 7:50pm 
mmmmmmmmmm sniff sniff
feetguy13 8 Dec, 2019 @ 7:19pm 
i could quite honestly hatch a chicken egg in my foreskin. it is so warm in there, like an incubator perfectly fitted to envelop a chicken egg without cracking it. the chick that would emerge would quite honestly be the closest thing to a child i will ever have. you could even say that would make me the first man on earth to give birth - to a chicken, no less. be amazed, woman. you could never carry a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken egg around in your coochie that long. if u wanna see my ♥♥♥♥, dm.
feetguy13 26 Nov, 2019 @ 7:56pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
feetguy13 15 Oct, 2019 @ 3:38pm 
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Actually...
Let me smell yours...
feet pics or the guillotine
feetguy13 25 Jun, 2019 @ 11:34pm 
your feet smell rancid m'dear
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MAY I TAKE ANOTHER WIFF???
feetguy13 25 May, 2019 @ 9:38am 
Hey I Just Thought U Were Cute Juding By Ur Profile Pic, Just Wondering If We Could Be Friends
feetguy13 5 May, 2019 @ 5:33am 
Umm I can't help but see youre making fun of weeaboos... XD well you say all these things and they're all wrong:33. You say we're not Japanese because we weren't born in Japan that's wrong... >. > I'm spiritually Japanese( my Japanese name is Okami Kumatora xD). U also say we want to have sex with under age girlz Ya also wrong @.@ just because we watch hentai with under age girls doesn't mean we're attracted to them... Just like how bronys who watch pony porn aren't attracted to ponies XD(le bro hoof x3). So I hope you learned something my kawaii friend xD I'm off to watch Naruto bye squeee~! x33
feetguy13 23 Jan, 2019 @ 6:15pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
feetguy13 27 Dec, 2018 @ 9:54am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Stefan8000 2 Jul, 2018 @ 1:56pm 
hi, can you help me, how to get the achievement in furry with the stone?
amphisConstrictor 3 Jul, 2017 @ 8:01pm 
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feetguy13 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:36pm 
where is his horn go??????????
Postman Tap 24 Jul, 2016 @ 1:55pm 
Uhh Ahh Uhh?
Chris P. Bacon 7 Sep, 2015 @ 9:01am 
10/10 description, would descrip again.