I want to sniff Lisa-nee's hair.

Tom is a pet cat. He's supposed to be in that in house, and he's supposed to chase mice. Someone pays for his cat food, cat toys, vet visits, etc. Someone loves him, and wants him to be there. Jerry, on the other hand is an invasive pest. He is an intruder in that house, and does nothing but chew holes in the walls, steal food, crap everywhere, and try to murder the homeowners pet. The homeowners want him gone, so Tom chasing him is a good thing.

Tell me, if Tom was your beloved pet kitty, would you be cheering for the wild (probably diseased) mouse that is destroying your home and torturing and trying to kill your pet?

And to save you the inevitable comments, yes Im already aware I care way too much about this.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

poo

Assuming 2kg chicken, E\_K = .5\*2\*16652 = 2,772,225 J = 2.8 MJ

Specific heat of a chicken = C = 3.68 kJ/(kg C)

2,772,225 J / 3.68 kJ/(kg C) = 753.3 degrees C increase in temp

Assuming dQ/dt = hA(T(0) - T(t\_f)), h = 25 W/(m2 K) , T(t\_f) = 400 C, T(0) = 26.85 + 753.3 C, and A = 0.25 m2 we get the differential equation

\-mC(dT/dt) = hA(T(0) - T(t\_f)) which when solved gives us

\-(hA/mC)t = ln((T(t\_f) - 300)/(T(0) - 300))

Rearranging for t,

t = -(mC/hA)ln((T(t\_f) - 300)/(T(0) - 300)) = 786.6623 seconds = 13.111 minutes

IDK man, I think you've gotta slap it harder, lest you want salmonella.

Hentai Problem

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Occasionawwy I’ww stiww come acwoss some iww nude pics that get the bwood fwowing but not enough to actuawwy make me commit to the...you know. But the moment I see a new hot hentai scene/gif, I can’t contain mysewf.

Anyways, thanks fow coming to my ted tawk. Just had to vent a wittwe.

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I am your stereotypical male who do NOT watch hentai. I repeat: I do not watch hentai. Nope. Nope. No hentai. If you think I watch hentai, you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong. Because guess what? I. Do NOT. Watch hentai. If you want someone that watches hentai, I'm not the guy you want to talk to. I am not a hentai expert, nor have I ever seen hentai in my entire life. Because guess what? I do not watch hentai. It is one of my defining character trait, and to doubt this undisprovably true fact is to doubt my very identity. Do not even theorize that I were to watch hentai and that I am writing this in order to cover up my nonexistent hentai obssession - the mere thought of that thought disgusts me. In fact, in my subconscious, where I hide my deepest darkest fears, you can hear an hentai girl moaning.

You see lads, by only jacking my ♥♥♥♥ to Hentai I’ve transcended the human capacity to become aroused to visual stimuli. The very utterance of the Japanese language is enough to make me diamonds, and things as mundane as an exceptionally curvy line for pre to force its way through the fabric of my jeans. During the day I’m a normal looking guy, but the moment I get home I dump all my notebook paper on my bed, douse myself in paint, and throw myself on the fallen leaflets pretending to be a 2D boy. My mom leaves me dinner, but 3D food disgusts me, so instead I take pictures of the food, print them out, and eat the paper. “Itadeckymass” I grumble through tears as the rough laminated paper lacerates my esophagus.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🤬♥♥♥♥. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.

♥♥♥♥,🤬my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my ♥♥♥♥ in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that I was a simp. If I truly believed that I would ever be loved by letting women walk all over me, what incentive would I have to not become a 3rd tier twitch sub to my favorite female streamer in hopes that she would eventually become my big tiddie goth gf? Wouldn’t it be in my best interests as a simp to donate 1000 dollars to my queen so that I might receive feet pics? While I myself am not actually a simp, I see simping as a form of religion where rather than a traditional god or set of gods, your being of worship just so happens to be your favorite e-girl. This is why I find criticism of the simp lifestyle to be disrespectful. In this great country, one is free to practice and worship any religion they choose under the first amendment.

Why is it so wrong that instead of donating money to a more traditional church, I choose to offer my money in worship of Pokimane? Criticism of simping is particularly aggravating to witness when it comes from liberals: is it not their dogma that all women should be treated as queens? And yet they criticize those who choose to simp for lacking self respect and chasing delusions of love in their worship of queens. This is classic leftist hypocrisy and it makes me sick.

The ♥♥♥ on which the prophets wrote
Is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the seams
Upon the ♥♥♥ of death
The cumlight brightly gleams
When every ♥♥♥ is torn apart
With ♥♥♥ and with dreams
Will no one ♥♥♥ the laurel wreath
When ♥♥♥ drowns the screams
Cumfusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ path
If we make it, we can all ♥♥♥ back and laugh
But I fear, tomorrow, I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yes, I fear, tomorrow, I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I can't fokin take this anymore, for 3 years I had non-stop thoughts of fokin a thicc a$$ed demon girl, with medium-small toddies. Every night, I jerk off to succubus henati. It got to the point to where I needed to buy a new phone because I ran out of storage. My penus has multiple blisters from non-stop jaking off to succubus henati, I then look at the tissues in shame be ause I know that it should've been in thigh succubus possy. I bought a Ouija board and black candles so I can summon a demon girl. Anymore know any techniques for summoning a thicc a$$ed demon girl, with medium-small tiddus. Thanks!

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Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. 😡 She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 👌 Real men don’t settle for less...

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