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Mog 9 Jan @ 7:56am 
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этот парень как шептун горячий, вылетел и херню творит у себя в трусах дырявых
notrizzle 25 Dec, 2025 @ 3:11am 
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this guy this guy hes on the epstein files i think hes actually stephen hawking the way he be playing the game if you know what i mean hahahah! anyway happy holidays happy hannukah and a thousand generations of good luck upon you merry folks

When i die bury me with all my fries mom :csgogun:
notrizzle 25 Dec, 2025 @ 3:10am 
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notrizzle 20 Aug, 2024 @ 3:08am 
the year was 2024... it was brat summer...

i looked our my window and could see a faint glint, something reflecting the rays of the sun. it piqued my curiosity, i cant lie... i wanted to know what it was badly.. very badly...
so i set off on my quest...i roamed lands far and wide. i saw things nobody had seen before, i ventured to the lands of uguwanki, smelled the dung of the uguthanki and had some uguspanki with ur mom... all to see what was causing this glint...

ten years later i reached my destination..
it was a man, sat naked, his head..BALD. not a single follicle blessed the top of his head. he was enchanting.

and who was this man i hear you ask?
it was shmalc.
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notrizzle 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34am 
-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy...



fifteen years ago, i was walking down sunset boulevard in my hometown of albania whwere i spent my formative years as a scavenger warrior/ballsack entrepreneur and i see something jostling and frostling in the bushes near my abode (small green bin).......


this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy..
notrizzle 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm 
ep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.