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Who in the name of Sagagawea are YOU?!

Thanks for walking me to my locker on my first day of school Corey. Ain't no thang! You sure are cool! AIN'T no thang! And I sure love your saggy pants. Now my PANTS ARE a thang! Haha! You call THAT saggin? Man, those pants are pulled up so high even Lebron James couldn't dunk on them! OOOH! Those pants are sooo high, you gotta unzip your fly to eat LUNCH. WHAAAT! OWW! Um what's happening? See if your pants aren't saggin in this school, you're nothin. You're barely clearin old Buttsmore! OOOH SNAP! Come on, let's go! Why don't we just run around them? THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE GIRL! Stop the FRONTIN Button-Flys! Gasps. Dag Sagger!
Thas right! My pants sag like yo grandma's NECK! This is my Hall! Now Bounce! Ok, Ok man! Sorry! Thanks Man! Don't thank me yet! Now you have to answer to Dag Sagger and the saggiest pants in this school! Uhh seriously? Don't you guys thonk you're taking this sagging thing a little too far? Oh SAAG to the no! The sag makes the man!

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So how did you get Zack to go out with you? - I gave him the look.
- What's the look? It's Nice.
I'll have to try that.
What, you don't have a look? I have a laugh.
( Chuckles ) Stop.
Oh, that's good.
I'm saying.

If you like a guy and the laugh doesn't work, then what do you do? I go with the bigger laugh, girl.
( Laughing ) ( Laughing maniacally ) Woo! Yeah, that's good.
So what if your look doesn't work? What do you do? Then I do the walk.
I like it.
I like it.
I also have a special call.
Check it out (Bird call) Well if their not into that, they might be into this (Dolphin call)

hi gongeous

Anime Sucks!
What did you say...?
I said... ANIME SUCKS!
OMG.... DIE!!!!!
OUCH... HELP ME MOM!!!
Thnx Saitama Ur Cool!
No problem Naruto!

Hey bro, can you tell your step-dad to stop bullying me please? It's getting really annoying, and it's really mean.

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When you start to feel
all that anger in your heart...
i just start to smile
and begin to play my part

part one:
Mung: Wuh, where am I?
Cinnamini Monster: Uhh
Mung: AHHHHH! THE MONSTER!!!!
Chowder: No no no, it's okay, he's just a shut-in.
Mung: Come on Chowder, we need to get going.
Chowder: Can we just play one round of a game, please? *whispers* It's like the only thing that makes him happy.
Cinnamini Monster: [starts to cry]
Mung: No! No crying! No no no no no no no! *whispers* looks a little bit too much like mother when you cry. Let's play a game, k? Keep things happy. Alright, I'll warn you though, I'm a shark at games.
[throws die and it lands on a 1]
Mung: One. YYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS! [he says while pumping his fist]
[Mung slides game piece to the next square]

cont.
Mung: Move back one space
[Mung slides his game piece back one space]
Mung: YYYYYYEEESSSSSSS! [he says while pumping his fist, again]
[Cinnamini Monster picks up die and rolls a 73]
Mung: Ohhhhhh, 73, good roll.
[Monster moves his piece so far he gets to the end]
Mung: You win, congratulations Monster, but we've better get going we've got work to do. It was nice meeting you, have a nice life.
[Monster throws game board and sets down another one to play]
Mung: [worried look] Oh no no no no no, no more games. We really have to get going.
[Monster shows them a piece of paper]
Mung: [reading paper] Rule 87: Players are not allowed to leave monster's house until one of them beats monster at game? SHNITZELLLLL!!!!

Mung: [in a Scottish accent] Don't eat that nurple!
Gorgonzola: Why, old man?
Mung: Because... because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.
Gorgonzola: Uhhh...
Mung: Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.
Gorgonzola: 100 dollops!
Mung: What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.
Gorgonzola: 200 dollops!
Mung: 50.
Gorgonzola: 300 dollops.
Mung: Oh, my golly! 75.
Gorgonzola: 350!
Mung: 80!
Gorgonzola: 360!
Mung: 85!
Chowder: 800,000!
Mung: Stay out of this! 85!
Gorgonzola: 400 dollops.
Mung: 4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]
Gorgonzola: I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.
Mung: 10 dollops.
Gorgonzola: 600 dollops!
Mung: Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!

I never thought that it'd be so simple but
I found a way, I found a way
I always thought that it'd be too crazy but
I found a way, I found a way
if you open up your mind

See what's inside

It's gonna take some time, to realize
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find....
always show that you know that i told you
i'd always be pickin' you up when you're down..
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what is so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way
And if you open up your mind

See what's inside

Well it's gonna take some time, to realize
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down

So just turn around

a y y l a b r o w s

William! Move your head! Look at the size of that boy's head! I'm not kidding its like an orange on a toothpick. You're gonna give the boy a complex. Well thats a HUGE noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system! HEAD! MOVE! HEAD. PAPER. NOW! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kiddin that boy's head's like sputnik! Well that was off-side wasn't it.. He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla.

all i want for my birthday is a

big slopper

wet ones

gay murr gurrl

go home

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