a lot of people regularly message me questions about me and my life, so i thought i'd just put a little q&a on my profile to make it easier for everyone! so here goes!!

Q: how long have you been gaming for?
A: ever since i was a little boy playing pinball machines down the arcade with the old man.

Q: what's your favourite game?
A: ooh, difficult question! it'd probably have to be hentai milf quiz. never has a game taught me so much while remaining so enjoyable

Q: how old are you?
A: never ask a women's age! just kidding i am a man and i am 58 years young! don't let that scare you though, i really am young at heart and love all the things the kids do! i've even been known to watch vine compilations of my favourite vines on youtube #RIPVine.

Q: how's the wife?
A: let's nip this in the bud once and for all. me and carol are done. she's made her stance pretty clear on the matter. she's got a nice young new boyfriend who apparently can please her in ways "she never thought imaginable", so i'd really like it if you all stopped asking me about this now! it's been three years and i'm well and truly over her. i harbour no ill will to her or her well endowed stud of a boyfriend!

Q: wow! almost 1500 games! how did you get so many on your profile.
A: with all my marital expenses out of the picture, i now can spend all the money i want on the things i like best: games i have never and will never play.

Q: what do you make of the fact sainsbury's are bringing in square tins?
A: that should be interesting for meatballs!