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00:01
Catzilla continues to waltz through Toronto. Buildings crumble in its wake.
00:09
Catzilla’s growth has continued unabated. It has reached the height of two building-sized men in a trenchcoat; whiskers are now fully erect.
00:15
The Canadian government has authorized the use of MEOWS(Multi-Environment Orbital Weapon System). Sirens begin to sound throughout Toronto.
00:16
The immense feline has massacred thousands. The cataclysmic cat ceases its merciless rampage to lick its paws - threateningly.
00:24
MEOWS fires.
00:25
MEOWS makes contact with Catzilla.
00:26
Catzilla violently mushrooms across all of Toronto, covering the city in viscera, semen, and fur. The tidal wave of liquid cat kills thousands more.
In the following weeks, fur-storms shook Canada, as the wind carried bits of the beast as far as Winnipeg.
To this day, hairballs bounce through the streets of Canada’s cities like tumbleweeds - a dark reminder of that fateful day.