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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"

sumfing funni

Why are their no slow black people. Because all the slow black people are in jail

So I don't live in the states and it's always funny hearing people read arkansas out loud. It's always along the lines of our kansas. Not a joke but makes me giggle when I think about it

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"aye matey"

What fish is made up of only 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anything funny

HAHAHA SORRY MATE I HAD TO

But seriously, what's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint I guess idk

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is the difference between a slave and a Jew?

One picks cottons.

Very joke

How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?

What gun can be thrown the furthest?






The one with the ibp sticker.

My wife asked me how I view lesbian relationship

Apparently in HD wasn't an appropriate answer

Thanks mate! Here for giveaway

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible? The doctor is his mom.

some nights i stay up cashing in my diarrhea luck

what did my grandpa say before he shot himself?

IS THIS GUN LOADED?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag.:)

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannelloni do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

I dropped my burger on the floor. Now it’s ground beef.

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Hey homie what's up, i want the key so give it me pls. If i could steal it i would. Kind regards.

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IDIOT KID TROLLS ME AND ASKS ME IF WERE STILL FRIENDS

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