You will never forget what you read here.... this is the story of how i ate 2 birds with one stone. It was a hot summer day and was at a lake with my friend named billy bob the 3rd and he told me that birds tasted amazing. I "grabbed" a rock and threw it at a bird but instead of killing one bird i killed 2. All the other birds saw me kill thier friend so they started to transform into a potato and flew at me. With no time to react, i turned myself into an attack helicopter and flew at them. This battle waged for years but at the end i won and ate the potato. Ever since than I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter that shoots dolphins.


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This was made in 2013 when I got steam lmao