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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Trine 2 fit these nuts in yo mouth
Posted 11 February.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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0.9 hrs on record
this is a remake of the first game with a new roster, team creation, and a few minor additions. Still fun, but when you can get the first game for 3.99, I'd stick with that.

Not what I expected
Posted 14 December, 2025.
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59.1 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
fun with a friend & great moment-to-moment gameplay. Lots of potential for future content

Only downside is it's a $70 game that is constantly asking you to buy their expensive battlepass. booo.
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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10.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
had such a stigma towards this game because of its launch state & the bugs... but playing it for 2.99 after all the updates, and it honestly slaps. Super fun squad based combat. especially for the price. lots of customization & gameplay. highly recommend.
Posted 24 August, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
great destination course ... love the kritty crats they were crute
Posted 14 August, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
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53.2 hrs on record (50.5 hrs at review time)
To preface, I have all the achievements in DS3, Sekiro, & Elden Ring. I've played hundreds of hours of DS2 and DS1. This is my only negative Fromsoft review:

TLDR;
Would I recommend this game to a friend: Absolutely not. You need to be an experienced souls player to even understand what's going on and be successful.
Would I recommend this game to an experienced souls player: No. The roguelite elements are too far & inbetween to make replays worth it, and just random enough to discourage any playstyle because it doesn't matter how good you are, just how good the items you get are.

Full Review:
The game lacks that classic fromsoft "i'll get 'em next time" vibe because of the randomness and roguelite elements they decided to implement. Worse though, is that they didn't even add a fun level of roguelite elements to keep things fresh & entertaining. The feeling of disappointment I got when I realized I'd just be running around modded Limgrave (that would only change every like 10 hours) was insane... Most of the bosses and enemies are not random enough to be interesting ... but just random enough to be annoying.

It's such a step in the wrong direction for fromsoft... it felt like a soulless (pun intended) stripped down version of something that could have been so great. I have no desire to play this game after my 50 hours which is INSANE because I am such a huge fan of the developer & franchise. It could MAYBE be redeemed with more content ... But I fear that they rested all their laurels on the combat system. It kind of feels like playing Borderlands or Destiny: flashy and fun ... but ultimately stripped down and husk-like. Fromsoft delivers magical experiences... not whatever this just was. Solid 4/10 or 5/10.
Posted 8 July, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
it's long.... it's hard.... and it even gets hairy at times......
Posted 25 June, 2025.
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35 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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6.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
mainly bought this because I felt like I owed the dev $$$ for playing the flash version so much for free all throughout high school (got me through so many study halls and math classes) ... but it truly is a great remaster: from the graphics to the redone sound design, it's a great revisit to a classic flash game that nurtured my love for this genre
Posted 30 April, 2025.
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65.2 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
you DO know what the P stands for... Right? 😏
Posted 15 April, 2025.
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13.0 hrs on record
a no-brainer if you have someone to play with

seems like 50 games in one, & it always stayed fresh & interesting during my 13 hour playthrough
Posted 22 March, 2025.
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