I hate bad grammar, yellow crayons, pants, weaboos, hippies, getting hit on without being offered food or money, carnivore hating vegans, children, flat chested hookers, running out of potatoes during second breakfast, running with scissors, running in general, stepping on Legos, happy endings, feminists, sundaes without whipped cream, people named Polly, small yappy dogs, books with movie covers, Twitter, non-crunchy peanut butter, amature porn, swag, not being part of the mile high club, sandals, and anything not mixed with vodka.