Recent reviews by a silly cryptid

aw man they put capitalism in space after all

sorry Tim Curry, we beefed it 😔😔😔

This isn't another Horizon Zero Dawn PC port that was super rough on launch, this is running buttery smooth at 4k on a 2070 Super and Ryzen 5600. Genuinely surprised, and if you slept on Days Gone on the PS4 (can't blame you tbh, it had a really rough launch there), certainly pick it up here. It's a slow burn that'll surprise you.

60FPS MK11 is rad as hell but I am big disappointed Kold War Skarlet isn't in the Ultimate edition :( You gotta get lucky for that skin to be back in the premium shop, boooo

Game good now

I beat a man with a roll of toilet paper so hard his face flew off. Then I did drugs and threw a toilet at someone.

Bless this toilet tech

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Also someone dropped their soap so I picked it up and gave it back to them and by some bizarre coincidence their head exploded