Terry Backshot

"It's okay, I ♥♥♥♥ men"
~Terry Barkstead, 2026

⛪SAINT ⛪PATTY'S 🌤️DAY IS 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 UP SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR 🍯POT🍯 OF GOLD🏅 READY FOR 🏃‍♂️DADDY'S 🍆BANGER🍆 BECAUSE HE'S💁‍♂️ BEEN WAITIN ALL 🎊YEAR💦 TO MAKE SOME MASH🥔. SO GRAB YOUR 🍺🍻🍺, SLAP ON YOUR SLUTTY 💚✅GREEN💚 OUTFIT,👗 AND GET ⏬⏬⏬ UNDER THE 🌈 SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 CROTCHED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK AND YOU'RE AN IRISH🌹🍷👠 THOTTIE. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL TASTE😋 THE CUMMIE💦🌈 RAINBOW. GET 15 BACK AND YOU'RE A 💯TRUE💯 4🍀 LEAF😈 HOVER😫😘🤗👄.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

RIP Cambo the GOAT. Been missing you a lot lately gamer, feels like life is not worth living without your sphere of influence over my sad little life. Hate how the missus have locked you in a 2x2 meter cube in the basement and acts out that scene in Pulp Fiction, you know the one where Marcellus Wallace is in the gimp suit in the basement. Must hurt with how much she does it, prolly could fit a few fingers down their atm. But hey its 2025, you do you buddy! On another note through... seen that hot piece of ass you call a sister, she was really sad about your disappearance . But don't worry, I made her feel a lot better my burying my meat deep inside that perky little thang. Made her scream out your name at the climax, god you would have loved to see it. Anyway... next time you escape the dungeon hit me up and we'll play some tower unite. Peace brother!

How many fingers did she use in your ass?