Recent reviews by Calebasso

4 hours in:

1. Figured I can do pretty much ANYTHING, enter EVERYTHING and go ANYWHERE
2. Went to nearby city and entered some random house
3. Tried to steal stuff, couldn't, found out I had to wear a mask to commit crimes
4. Got a mask from a killing a bandit wearing a mask
5. Went back to random house
6. While attempting to steal, missed some buttons and accidentally broke the house
7. Sound alerted guards
8. Guards tried to take me peacefully, but I chose chaos instead
9. Got my ass beat, but to my surprise they didn't kill me
10. Was tackled, arrested and lost all my money
11. People are angry with me
12. But I found a crying cat, got close to it and tried petting it
13. Picked cat up instead (:O), and held it in my arms while I kept petting it
14. Cat is friend now
15. Finished quests with cat
16. Happy
17. You can invest in stocks (?????????)

This is NOT simply a game, it's a second life. No amazing plot or characters, just AMAZING exploration, total freedom sandbox and plenty of systems that, sometimes, are harder than even real life itself.
Not for the faint of heart (noobs that want their hands held, can't use complex interfaces, mechanics or buttons).

Concord 2.0, it's free, but I still want a refund.

We ask for awesome, grounded, military-citizen fashion skins after the ridiculous fluorescent skins within the BP, and they finally gave us!
"For an additional $30 USD, after you buy our $70 USD game, of course."
GrEAdy...

5 hours in:

1. Created a MASTERPIECE of beauty Asian alpha male
2. Accidentally stole a horse
3. Got arrested (yes, this is Asian dynasty RPG GTA)
4. Had to choose between; serving my sentence for 20 minutes, working, bribing the guards or being humiliated to shorten sentence time
5. Chose humiliation
6. Was placed in a wooden box being carried by a donkey, and 30+ players started making fun of me while throwing fruits and vegetables
7. Was released
8. Found a secret ancient dungeon and looted a stealth kill passive ability
9. Met an AI Asian female sitting by a river
10. She asked me about the ancient dungeon, I responded correctly through text messages, she became my friend and gave me a gift (I was shocked)
11. Contracted a disease
12. Was healed by a random player, which was a doctor (I think?)
13. Played "Guess in 20 questions" with another random player, befriended him
14. Thought I was playing for only about 2 hours

This game is crazy good, even though is a Gacha game, it is absolutely fun and is making me consider spending money for the first time ever in a Gacha game.

Fun with friends for a few hours then it goes into your shelf to rot and accumulate dust forever.
If the game had achievements, unlockables, or rewards (even if cosmetic), I'd see the reason to go back to the same EXACT gameplay loop.

Não é o melhor de todos, mas é legal. Seria muito bom se fosse multiplayer.

"FATAL ERROR" Simulator
Every 15min infallibly, the game pulls this foolishness. "Fatal Error" then crashes.
When I hop back on, I lost all my loot.
Obs: This is the only UE game that crashes on my high-end RTX 4090 PC.

Transmog is locked behind 50+ hours of gameplay.
All I want is to drip my Khazan, not play the SAME EXACT game twice.

EDIT: Changed to positive, THEY'VE ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING ABOUT MY COMPLAINT, dripping is no longer locked behind first playthrough.
Going back to the game immediately.

It's an amazing ASSASSIN'S CREED game. Emphasis on ASSASSIN'S CREED.
The formula is the exact same as you would expect it to be, tho heavily perfected on this one, which is what makes this a positive review.

If you're tired of the formula, unfortunately you won't enjoy the game.

Writing this with a heavy heart:

It feels and looks like a mobile game, that's the only way I can put it (even though it's a beautiful game).