Ghost Mountain Last House Tee 20 Mar @ 9:41pm
Chloe really out here treating the house like it’s an open-world game with zero cleaning objectives 💀 skipped the tutorial and went straight into chaos mode like a true menace.

Side quests include**New!Click to edit** “leave clothes in every possible location,” “spawn mysterious bathroom hazards,” and somehow… “invent a brand new mechanic where you pee in a water balloon??” like EXCUSE ME who unlocked that feature and why was it even tested 😭

At this point the house isn’t even a house anymore, it’s a full survival map. Every room has its own environmental damage and the bathroom is the final boss nobody is mentally prepared for. Even the air quality got nerfed into the ground.

Meanwhile the rest of us are just NPCs begging the devs for a patch. Chloe PLEASE we need the Hygiene Update v1.0 before the whole server crashes.

This one has earned my trust, and I do not grant such a thing lightly. They stood when it would have been easier to flee, and spoke true when silence would have spared them trouble. Their word has weight, their blade does not waver, and their back has never turned when the hold needed defending. COME DWARF-KIN! TRUE ALLY OF THE DAWI. BE WELCOMED INTO THE HALLS OF KARAZ-A-KARAK!

twitter blud *inhale* BOIIIII + MUSSSTTTAARRRDDDDD

they not like grimace they not like grimace amirite my fellow gamers?🤩🤩

We love CG5 and Nettspend… heh… sigmas rise over the betas…

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hey am new! wouild you mind notfying me on the latyest updat on wikip[edia? am verry iontrested and looking out for some nerw learnz

hey sorry mum said you cnant come over anymore after you ♥♥♥♥ the bed... sorry... we can still talk over steam though!

do you have a toilet