This toaster decided it was a violin and began apologizing to the refrigerator for a misunderstanding involving three socks and a pineapple. Nobody remembered buying the pineapple, but it had strong opinions about municipal zoning laws and refused to be sliced on weekdays. Anyways, this guy is absolute scum of the earth. Don't even bother having a coherent conversation with him. You will just be met with random arabic between monkey screams.

+rep

Go figure.

Youre a muslim.

his mother is a nice lady

UR MOTHER IS DEAD

woah 3k hr

+rep hes good