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2 people found this review funny
25.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 4 January, 2021.
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8.8 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
This game meets all the espectations you would possibly have and moreover, it has a very nice and deep lore.
The characters have all sort of personality, and possibly some of them may also vary it during the game.
I sincerely enjoyed every bit of it even if I wasn't in all of what it has to serve, but hey.. tastes are tastes :p
Map borders are very well defined, (I tried myself climbing almost every mountain, heh...) but I got stuck at some point due to the phisics that doesn't make you fall off any of the cliffs, but just slide on it, being the slope under me, pointed outward in the mountain, I couldn't slide on it and got forced to reload, not that much of a deal, it happened only while trying that.
There are some bugs here and there, but nothing that's really persistent or annoying, (i.e.: I once was returning from the forest to the village and it loaded me outside of the village map, I think it basically did activate the transition, but I just wasn't brought to the village; I closed the game, reopened it and loaded my last save, easy as that).
I didn't quite like the fact that the character was almost forever butt-naked, even when not supposed to be (nothing to do with the sex scenes, they are great), but I guess that being naked from the beginning may have something to do with what happened before you arrived ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <(idk blame it on the lore)
Despite the few minor bugs and the full time naked dong, everything is animated pretty well and the motions of the characters are smooth; the various facial expressions that differ in between each and everyone of them, gives the sentences that tone that the text bubble can't give and the cherry on top of the cake are the songs, which fit perfectly every place (and to be honest I sometimes get to sleep while listening to them, they are amazing)

Hoping the story will be great and wishing to experience this till it's end,
I still won't be impacient, having been a ICT student back in the days, being passionate in drawing and working now as a programmer, I partially know what the developer/s might be facing and it's not easy to build a project like that if you are making it with raw code and 3D sprites, hiring people to make the sprites (or doing them by yourself).
(I don't know how they are making it, but I still will take it as I said)
I hope this was helpful and I wish him/them good luck and a good job for the time he/they will spend on making it.

Best Regards,
Cabbagg3
Posted 29 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
13.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
This one bunny girl pissed on me that was weird.
Posted 29 December, 2020.
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18.6 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Great game. The start is a little slow, but overall pacing is incredible. It has the best ending half an hour out of any game I have played. Incredible, and going into blind without any guides is the way you should play. I have started the co-op with a friend of mine, and we are having a lot of fun with that too. 10/10, incredible.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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1,043.9 hrs on record (349.1 hrs at review time)
its pretty simply until its not
Posted 30 May, 2020.
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28.0 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
just finished a full playthrough and I gotta say, pretty good, pretty scary, but my favorite part was when i got to drink my own piss multiple times
Posted 29 March, 2020.
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