Let's break some records together

uwuuu legend its uU?

nice 6k

yoooo bro, lets go play

How to get all the ladies.

hey big boys, get ready to strap on your fedoras, gamer gloves and vr headsets because today i'll be teaching you how to get girls on vrchat

STEP 1
be sure to energize yourself with lots of mountain dew before getting in the game

STEP 2
put on your sexiest voice

STEP 3
be sure to constantly try to get action from girls that show no interest whatsoever

STEP 4
there is no step 4. you have done it. congratulations

FARTS GG

yo it smells like dooky in here

Can we pretend that 💰 airplanes in 🍆🍆 the night sky are 👴⭐ like shooting 💥 stars?

Can we pretend that 💰 airplanes in 🍆🍆 the night sky are 👴⭐ like shooting 💥 stars?

oh my god? imagine someone sitting at home mumbling and cackling instead of playing- paying they mfing bills.. [GUNSHOT] (ok) yall mumbling and cackling?? YALL SENDING GROUP TEXT MESSAGES ABOUT THE MFIN QUEEN WHEN THE QUEEN [gun ♥♥♥♥] IS IN THE MFIN STU?? WHILE THE QUEEN [gun ♥♥♥♥] IS BUILDING HER EMPIRE (#girlboss) [gun ♥♥♥♥] BIGGER AND BETTER THAN BEFORE? [GUN ♥♥♥♥] HO HOOOOOOO I NEED YOU PEASANTS!!! I NEED YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEASANTS

Eat ♥♥♥♥

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
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└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
└⚠️This folder is empty
└📁 Aim
⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Piggy.exe
└📁Photo
└ lolly
└ 📁Sapphire
⠀ ⠀ └⚠️This folder is empty
└ 📁Steam level hack
└⠀✅Piggy-v3.exe
└ 📁Not Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy

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H-hi... I know this may seem forw--forward; but you have such an endearing face - as if the gods themselves specifically crafted you. Hehe. Honestly, i think you're the type of girl that i have been looking for all my life: a girl that will cuddle me so softly on those chilly winter nights while we both enjoy a brief nipping of our roasted marshmallows, and a girl that i can wake up to everyday and say to myself "I will be alright, because i have you."

I F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO 2 YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE SUCKA THAT KILLED YOU.
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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wtf is up with these people asking for sex

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

just here to re mark my territory xd rawr *nuzzles* :*

this is my territory 🐶 back off or get ya food bowl eaten xd rawr

ayyyyyy gang gang

im a game r gui

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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%. SUCCESS! You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and homosexuality is a sin! You mean so little to the world that cradles you. Post this to 10 people's walls who are massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and won't stop begging for ♥♥♥♥. If you get 3 back, you are now a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!

AYE

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I LOVE PENNIS AND ALSO DICKE AND BALLS

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Yo this is Dweller's friend, accept the inv :D

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You gave one to me so here have one toooooooooo! XD

+rep 10/10 would lick again

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not gay

gay

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