Recent reviews by tr00.contrite

Gotta get a grip

Like Dark Souls with swag
10/10

You want the dang ol' truth?, man I'll tell you the dang ol' truth, yeah you see, man it happened a little something like this yo, dang ol' pretty, Bad Ratz, man, I tell you what , I'll tell you what man don't you go dragging ol' Kevinoh45 name through the mud man, Cat the Cats the one who did it man you know, dang ol' leave ol' Kevinoh45 alone man, Hey, yo, Cat the Cat, what you doin' up there, man... talkin' 'bout goin' crazy, man... come on down, man, Yeah man I tell ya what... Did one of them snipe hunts last night... man with them dang ol' sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo!... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler, No dad gum way man, he's just some dirty old man hanging around with sex toys, you can come on down to my place if you're interested, I gotta do what I dang-ol' gotta do, man, Hey man remember that dang old terra third turn in Arlington man?, just turned loose man just made it, woo hoo dog!, I'll tell you what.

If you've got dosh, grab it while you can, lad.