meowmeow

Bich, why did you eat my cornbread? You knew good and godamn well that sht was mine. I went to the grocery store, picked out the mix, gingerly poured it in the pan, and waited for it to cook. It smelled so good and it was crispy on the ends. Just the way I liked it.

I thought it would be safe to place on the counter so it'd cool off before I ate it. But when I came back, all of it was gone. You ate my cornbread. I hate you. Now I have no cornbread to eat. What gave you the right to take away what was mine? What gave you the right to starve me from sustenance? You bich. I hate you.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

my val carry ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱