"hello my sweetling... allow me a taste of your P USSY..."

"who wants backshots?? meeeeee!!!!!!"

"throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant"

"Is east left or right?"

"f*ck off i shoot dogs in the head im not into pet play" - dog punisher

"they got stinkf*cked with NO peanut butter"

"You didn't have your moment with Gary!"
"Yeah, and I didn't have my moment with Al-Qaeda either"

"It's not gay if it's a dog."

"you hate everything good in this world..."
"i don't hate... you..."

"You're like a sick f*cking dog, gregg, you need to be put down."

"i look in the mirror and play with my a$shole"
"i bet you f*cking do"
"no, i don't need a mirror for that sh*t"

"think about eating a sea salted HORSE C0CK..."

"a wave of my wand and i BLOW you away!"

"I'm like a car runnin' on peanut butter"

"how old are you?"
"what do you mean"

"dude don't dirty mike me"

*someone burps*
"JESUS DUDE, get a f*cking hold of yourself."

"in the navy it doesn't matter what you are, you're just a ball hog ;D"

"whats your middle name gregg?"
"four"

"if you could have any super power, what would it be?"
"the joker"

"girls with big tits scare me"

"I'M SO MAD I GOT A BONER"

"god i love C0CK"
"i recorded that"
"no please don't"
"give me 100 dollars"

"burned my balls so good earlier making pancakes"