Recent reviews by Bubba Slabbs

Runs like a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥

George Stobbart is a ledge

Online only is wet when the servers are gash.
No career mode is stupid.
No ability to actually play a game of SKATE is insane.
Lack of Pros/likeable characters is dull.
The AI is insufferable.
Having the Store as the only fully working part of the game at launch is the most predatory EA manoeuvre that's happened since Battlefront 2. The store works but the trick book has "more coming soon". Maybe the most mental thing about this game.
The store is insanely toxic. Why the hell can't we unlock actual STUFF by playing the game. EA can suck a fat one.
It is fun though, which is nice...

I hate all my friends now. It's quality.

I hate everybody and everything involved. 10/10

Spiky haired dude go brrrrrrr

It's MGS1 dude...