one day, 1500 years ago, unicorn tears were drank by Damocles before killing Nero, and became strong enough to kill Hercules with bear hands! he than stole all of Zeus' women, had an orgy, and one baby came out. His name was Andy Wadsworth. Andy grew up along side Damocles, learning the ways of the Unicorn Style Jee Kun Do. when he got old enough to go out on his own, Damocles said to Andy, "Remember, defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier"
Since he was a demigod, he could live forever! he achieved many great things. He invented the Hamburger! He resurrected Kurt Cobain! He invented the Gyroscopic Procession Generator (WIP)!
after many years of achievings of things. he sat down, made a sandwich, and thought back to what Damocles says to him. he defeated the sandwich with a fireball! AND HE INVENTED THE PANINI! His legacy of inventing, resurrecting, and fighting lives on to this day.