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I Ziptied My Balls to a Brick :( Oct 19, 2025 @ 4:03am
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i saw that comment

when i was 10 years old i discovered that i have a fetish towards digesting laptops. when my parents bought me my first laptop, i was taken to the vet after eating all of it. it was a costly procedure which led to my parents' divorce.

fast forward to 5 years ago, i was 22 and finally got a sustainable job. with the money i got i bought my 2nd ever laptop, which i succesfully digested without any medical harm. the next few laptops got me hospitalized, so i searched for online forums with people that have the same fetish. i eventually found one but it closed down a week after due to a predator spamming an uncontrolable amount of illegal content.

in 2022, i secretly broke the world record for most metal consumed by one person after eating 96 laptops. i was on the very edge of dying after this incident. i still eat laptops to this day.

*bites your balls cutely*

Erm. What the sigma