an shawty got the fatty

shawwwwty you got the fatty make me gon act up

damn bruh put that phattie ♥♥♥♥ away sheeeeessh

swag

Wolf and I like to play force field, which involves me shooting a rope of ♥♥♥ at his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as he tries to time a fart. If it works, the ♥♥♥ is repelled by the fart and we laugh like maniacs.

But one time he accidentally sharted on my balls, which wasn’t a successful outcome of the game.

i reviewed this profile and have decided to have sex with

¿Qué diablos dijiste sobre mí, pequeña perra? Te haré saber que me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en la guerra de los gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de todas las fuerzas armadas de los EE. UU. No eres nada para mí, sino solo otro objetivo. Te limpiaré con la precisión que nunca se había visto antes en esta Tierra, marca mis malditas palabras. ¿Crees que puedes salirte con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda a través de Internet? Piensa otra vez, hijo de puta. Mientras hablamos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE. UU. Y su IP se está rastreando en este

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QMbzX4wVw4

-rep doesnt like firecrackers

+rep wants to ♥♥♥♥ guys

-rep wants to ♥♥♥♥ guys

You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd

you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb

+rep gud guy

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