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26.6 hrs on record
Video games are a drug. In the sense they give you the uncut good stuff to get you hooked. Every time you come back they make the drug weaker and weaker. You have to keep buying more and try all kinds of new drugs. This is why this game is boring and you have 100+ steam games most of which you never really played. $70 for an incomplete game. Tifa has tits the size of moons but they are rock hard as mountains. Constantly seems like Cloud and Sephiroth are about to kiss. Would have been better game if they just went full pedophile rainbow and make it into some hot dic gay fantasy. At least someone would be getting hard. I'm soft, bored and have now been radicalized against the gay agenda.
Posted 11 September, 2022.
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6,719.8 hrs on record (5,962.2 hrs at review time)
I have 6k hours and I recommend you do not play.
Posted 6 August, 2022.
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201.7 hrs on record (137.9 hrs at review time)
This game is garbage, it starts off okay but the game changes depending on what you upgrade. Upgrade teleporter , the game sends more men to your ship, or fires more missiles. This game is mostly about knowing what the game is going to do if you upgrade A b or C. You have to use exploits instead of enjoying the immersion of being in a starship.
Posted 21 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is a 3rd person survival game. I like survival games, I have almost 3k hours on Rust, its an incredibly hard game and requires a lot of grinding. I have no problem with games of this type. I would not recommend this game tho. Playing survival games requires one thing, the game to be completed. Nothing more frustrating to spend hours and hours working on something to have it made meangingless by an update, QOL, or other game functions that are just not available. The game is hard enough and you have to feed your character food. But can you gather food and cook it while out in the wild ? Nope. This game could be good, once its completed. For the price, its just not worth it at this point. This is a huge problem with most games, Seems like every game today is stuck in "development" . I played the game too much and now I cant get a refund. I dont want a refund tho honestly I just want a decent game.
Posted 31 May, 2020.
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15.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, takes forever to load or exit. I have a high end gaming pc. Not worth 20$ for something so old and with limited game play. Also the game is pretty dead be luck if there are more than 15 people on a server. I wasn't going to leave a review because I requested a refund, but they denied that so here we are. This is the second game I've tried and hated. I keep trying to find a game that will be decent but they all suck. Game is fun for about an hour cause its new, but then you quickly get bored. People who know what they are doing team up and you never win. I was getting more kills than most people I was playing with and I was new. Controls are slow to respond, everything feels like your moving with weights attached to your body. Game play is not smooth. I have no idea what it takes to make a game. Im sure they did their best, but its just boring.
Posted 19 June, 2019.
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