Recent reviews by moistmama420

It's another day in Black Lake, you tell the boys you're hungry and they say "someone's in a hurry." Impatient with their ♥♥♥♥, you crawl out of your bomb shelter to scavenge with your trusty makarov. The blare of television advertisements and intermittent screaming pierce your ears from the train tracks above you. After you circumvent the neo-capitalistic horde, you reward yourself by looting the local warehouses. And what is this? A can of beans! The only thing separating you from conquering breakfast is a trail of fresh military corpses. Determined to maintain a balanced diet, you tread over the deceased and extend your arm for sweet sustenance until... What is that sound? It's getting closer... Are those... hooves?

having the ability to go invisible in an FPS game is beyond retarded

if you have a crippling gambling addiction and love when the house always wins then this game is for you