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So the other day my girlfriend and I were in bed cuddling and the way I was positioned my nose just happened to be buried right in her armpit and so I took the opportunity and inhaled as much as I could through my nose. She caught onto this and condescendingly/confusingly asked “did you enjoy smelling my armpit?” And then I backpedaled and said “oh sorry it was just hard to breath in that position so I had to breath in really hard” but trust me when I say that was a lie
Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.