Bucket isn’t just bad at Counter-Strike 2—he’s a walking highlight reel of what not to do. His aim? Think stormtrooper with a blindfold. Every time he tries to clutch, he reloads in the open or saves a Glock with 10 seconds left. His grenade throws are borderline war crimes—flashing teammates, smoking random spots, or molotoving himself.

Tactical comms? “They’re probably A… or B… or mid.” His callouts are more confusing than helpful. Yet somehow, he queues up every day, bottom-frags like it’s a lifestyle, and still says “gg” with pride.

In a way, he’s a hero—proof that CS2 is for everyone, even if they have no idea what they’re doing.

Let’s begin with the basics: aiming. Watching Bucket try to shoot is like watching someone try to swat a fly using a tennis racket — blindfolded — during an earthquake. Enemies can walk across his crosshair, wave hello, plant the bomb

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

hey, when are we going to shower with your dad again?

hey, when are we going to play shower with your dad simulator again?

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play csgo sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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It's COOL to be gay!
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