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After a good game in cs2, i added him
because he seemed like a cool guy. we got
chatting, over the next couple of months we
became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of
great cs and most importantly true
friendJhip. | invited him to my house for a
csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i
was looking forward to meeting him in real
life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed
me against the wall and started nibbling my
ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this
guy

AK-47 specialist

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surfed with you 4 years ago

surfed with you 4 years ago

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea

There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy

What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word was Murican

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

dont mess with me. i can psychoanalyze you in seconds and figure out every single flaw about you. you are nothing to me. im a god compared to you. i can manipulate you whenever i want to. i kin people like light yagami, junko enoshima, and dream. i am a psychopath. do not mess with me. i am a god

poo poo pie pie

"you're kinda good at surfing man you should come back" -BenniB

it's been a while, hope you're doing fine, friend.

+rep come back boi <3

+rep
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ©ock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Omfg Predator you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I almost had a heart attack XD

OMG alex who took your sylvan SR!? https://prnt.sc/tzrvr0

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So I'm sitting there with my GTX 1090 and I plug in to my Fortnite-ready pc, but when I turn it on I do my computer tricks and I see that RAM (that stands for random access memory if you're not a computer expert like me) is not show up. So I pull the RAM out, blow on it and put it back in and it works fine for a bit, but then it goes pop. I do not know what is wrong, did they sell me faulty RAM or is my pc the fake? I have tried all of my professional pc repair skills including:

• ⁠googling
• ⁠running troubleshooter
• ⁠asking my discord
• ⁠touching the CPU to check if it is hot (it isn't)
• ⁠pulling out the hard drive cables when it's running to do a reset Hopefully someone like Elon Musk or Bill Gates answers for quick fix.

pigeon ♥♥♥♥♥♥

ezpz

Thanks for remembering to take out my phone number XD

+rep gives free N word passes

+rep cool guy

+rep got killed a lot in a weird neighbourhood but didn't keep him from returning and doing what he does best, top-notch trading.

+rep Why have 50 v 50 when all you need is 2 v 50?? Great fun!

+REP you're pretty good.

That was some good gameplay. Lead our squad to the top of the scoreboard within the last half of the round. That's what I'm talking about.

cool ,rich white boyyyy

you are in a real trouble now

you killing the game kid

كس امك انت وشيوخك يابن القحبه انيكك بصندقة الحمام ياشرموووط

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+british homosapiens,
very good tea,
beautiful voice,
helped me during hard times when i was young,
met me on my final exam and supported me the whole way.
Best wishes,
Skurt

+rep

nice pigeon

Charlie (PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS)

Jun 20, 12:33 KST
Hello Alex,

Thank you for contacting PUBG Support.

I understand that you are concerned about the restriction on your account.

We have confirmed an error with bans being placed on accounts on 17th June at 03:30 AM KST/ 11:30 AM PST / 20:30 PM CEST. We have found the root cause of the error and fixed it. All affected accounts have been unbanned.

However, this issue did not affect all the users. The restriction/ban has been reversed only for the affected accounts. If your account was not unbanned, it was not affected by the error in the first place. I hope this clears things up.

We apologize for any inconvenience from the incident and hope that you can get back to enjoying the game.

PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
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NOT JUST A GAME, THIS IS BATTLE ROYALE

Banend indeed :((

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+rep great person

+rep staying calm

+rep ;)