This pigeon does NOT shower!! He also tried to make a nest on my head. Who does that man

-rep fat gay stupid fatty broke dumb fat fatty

+rep hes rich

yoo bro, add me! :)

this guy smells horrible +rep

My beak is bigger!!!

Stinky pigeon

| Lets have Sex!|
|________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ"
+rep cs2

i lied this bird smells nice

stanky ass pigeon

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them

smelly bird

clean ur nest bro

stinky ass pigeon

what the ♥♥♥♥ BIRD

Cooo...

eww smells like bird here

Neat spy drone, I mean bird!

Caught myself thinking about you today. Can't believe it's almost been 10 whole years since you passed. We miss you, buddy.

+rep good player

-rep didnt eat the crumbs i offered

COO!!!!!

cool furry one of the only ones

OwO

Who U

UwU

bird.....

+rep

-rep

dumb bird

I throw shid at you

I shid again

I agree

Looking kinda sussy

Birb

I like the pigeons hats

birt

Chirp

Birbs rise up

It's time for the Pigeons to rise up

Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

henlo birb fren

bird boi

https://i.imgur.com/WrXwQmG.jpg

Can confirm

pidgeons are lammmme

5:16 PM - Pigeon: let me poop on your car

Happy birthday