Recent reviews by Mr. CrankShart

Where the hell did 93 hours of my life go

DEMOCRACY REIGNS SUPREME

C'mon now.
You don't NEED to read the reviews, right?

You read the effects on every card in this game and you've essentially skimmed the entire websters dictionary. Maxx C is legal and everyone runs flood gate decks.
Still pretty fun though,
Looking forward to them releasing the dark magician support in the coming year or whenever they decide to do that/

I spent 151 hours playing this game for the story and just because the world building feels really good.
I loved just exploring the city and being stunned by the visuals
One of my most favorite things was being out in the badlands (Whatever the area is outside of Night city) and just looking at the city from the outside perspective seeing all the glowing signs and floating cars etc.
The game is really lacking though in terms of features and variety.
A lot of cut content.
A lot of glitches.
Which makes me fear that when the time finally comes for everything to be fixed... Will I even want to boot this game up again?
That might be an issue for you too in the future.
So you may want to hold off for awhile longer.

122 hours in two weeks. This game was a 1GB download, with a whole bunch of content attached to it.
The 5 bosses are plenty of content for 20 dollars, with more updates on the way for more. The biomes are intriguing, each with new materials and enemies in them. The progression system gives you that Jimmy Neutron brain blast moment every time you pick up a new material and learn something new. Gated content behind the boss feels good, because despite it limiting your true progression there's still so much progression in between the bosses. The building system is confusing at first but gets more simple as you build. I think this is a really great game and I think everyone who likes survival games, likes zelda games, or likes elder scrolls games should give this a go. Solo or with friends it's a treat.

While live-streaming, one of my viewers suggested this game. He said it would take only 30 minutes to finish. He was wrong. He deliberately lied to my face. He knew this game had two endings, he knew that chat would want to get the good ending. However, I will say, the 71 minutes I spent playing this game was pretty damn enjoyable. I think Alice is really cute. 100% waifu material. Assuming you get the ending you want, i'm not sure how many endings this game actually has, I guess you'll have to download the game and try to find out yourself. Anyways, 10/10 My voice hurts from doing impressions to the characters. Thank you for the free 1.2 hours of content, I appreciate dev's like you.

Game is really fun until everyone learns how Jason's mechanics work and abuse the hell out of shift grabbing.
I understand that the survival rates low because it's Jason Voorhees but to spend an entire 15 minutes running around looting just to have team mates die the the necessary objective items and then getting cheese by melee or just shift grabbed the appeal slowly starts to fade.

I'd recommend it if it were cheaper...
Actually no I probably wouldn't recommend it until Jason gets a little bit of counter play added in or something.
Until then I'd probably suggest Dead by Daylight where there actually is some counter play and you can succeed just by being a good playing and being aware of how things work.

I just recorded myself playing this game and boy It gave me 29 minutes of non stop chatter
I liked it
I'm probably gonna play through it again and try to make less mistakes!

Ive played two hours and I love it. I'm actually making a lets play of this video in hope to get more eye's on the game! I think anyone who's played a mage in skyrim would love this game because it's everything you would have wanted from Elder Scrolls combat but better!
9/10 simply based on the combat, it's addictive!