Jordan Keuring
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28 Apr @ 1:24pm 
pipe bomb
24 Mar @ 2:56pm 
Hello everyone, allow me to warn you about the fiend known as Jordan Keuring! Now while it may be known that this fellow has a tendency to kidnap children off the street, molest them and force them to listen to his garbage music, this is not all there is to the story! As you may recall, this nefarious fiend has suppressed my earlier telling of the story, permanently painting him as guilty; because if it wasn't true... why would he delete it? Now, it has come to my information that this fiend also tortures small animals in a nearby forest! How does he torture them, you might ask? Well, by forcing the animals to listen to his garbage caretaker copy called "NATMOS". This is a case of animal abuse most cruel, even more cruel than the time he molested me and cut off my penis with a chainsaw and forced me to kill my childhood pet dog and blend it up so he could rub it on his penis! Truly, I must advise you to avoid all contact with this creature with a heart of purest evil.
17 Feb @ 6:26am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
31 Dec, 2025 @ 6:44pm 
happy new years :steamhappy:
21 Dec, 2025 @ 10:27am 
ayooo