Ah, kos... or as some say... kosm.

This Lords Pack for Total War: WARHAMMER II introduces two new Legendary lords for the Skaven and the Wood Elves. Each leads their own faction and features new characters, units, unique gameplay mechanics and narrative objectives.

This Lords Pack for Total War: WARHAMMER II introduces two new Legendary lords for the Skaven and the Wood Elves. Each leads their own faction and features new characters, units, unique gameplay mechanics and narrative objectives.

All your kingdoms are doomed to turn to ash around you

Jimjam

Jimjam

I had sleep paralysis once. Just once.

You know what my demon was?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Woody from Toy Story.

I have never been terrified and amused at the same time before.

But that time, I was.

Pooping is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings has a very medieval notion of health care: That if the king was a good man, he would be spared from bodily afflictions. We look at real history and see it's not that simple. Tolkien can say Aragorn became king and lived to be two hundred and ten, and that he was able and effective. But Tolkien doesn't ask the question: How regular were Aragorn's stools? Did the more he drink, the more he shat? What did he do when he ate meals with unleavened bread and little water? And what about all those orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron and his infrastructure might be gone but the orcs aren't gone, they're in the mountains. Did they have toilets in there? Diapers for the little baby orcs in their little orc cradles?

Language is hard. This was maybe my answer to Martin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. A Song of Ice and Fire had a very modern philosophy: that if the king was a good man, he would get his ♥♥♥♥ chopped off. We look at history and it’s not that simple. Martin can say that Bran became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Martin doesn’t ask the question: How was High Valyrian conjugated? Does the pluperfect tense of Bravosi derive from the suffix? How did dragons understand the verb “dracarys”? And what about all those lost Westerosi languages? By the end of the war, the Night King is gone but all of the autists aren’t gone – they’re in the Godswood, watching beautiful sisters be beautifully raped. Did Bran pursue a policy of monolingualism and kill all other languages? Even the little baby dialects in their little dialect regions?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Thicc Plagueis The Wide? I thought not. It’s not a story the Nutritionist would tell you. It’s a Fath legend. Thicc Plagueis was a Big Lord of the Fath, so massive and so wide he could use his weight to influence the gravity to attract food… He had such a knowledge of the thicc side that he could even keep the ones he ate from digesting. The thicc side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so massive… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his weight, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he fed his apprentice everything he had, then his apprentice ate him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from digesting, but not himself.

Hey Arisens,
My name is Daimon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are base, trifling, slaves to a broken order who spend every second of their day completing stupid ass quests. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pawnssy? I mean, I guess it's fun killing random stuff because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing radial quests on Skyrim.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I played 190 lvls as a Sorcerer, and started as a Mage. What builds do you play, other than "jack off to shameless princesses"? I also have every other Vocation maxed, and have a banging hot pawnfu (She just told me wolves hunt in packs; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just godsbane yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my waifu

Attention all halo gamers. Noble Six... is alive! He’s been hiding in a cave on planet Reach, but he’s surrounded by Elites and is in great danger. To beat the covenant he’s gonna need a DMR, a couple of frags... and a couple of tanks would be nice too! If you wanna help Noble Six, all he needs is your credit card number, the expiration date (month and year) and the three digits on the back. But you’ve gotta hurry, otherwise he won’t make it off Planet Reach and the convenant will complete their great journey.

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Guys, stop playing fkn games that are meant to take your money first-most than gameplay. Tofu? I remember that but why would I play this again? Graphics? Nah, imma move on & spend my money & time on something new. Not a fkn remake. They're playing with your feelings of nostalgia, & and you guys pay them with money. Smh.....

EA has easily dominated E3 and has already won with this masterpiece on the arisen. I bet Nintendo is probably going to cancel Smash knowing that this game exists and could easily put them in bankruptcy.

Everything is true. Nothing is permitted.

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Hey! ~ Hope you have a really nice weekeend!

Jmes does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly.

What I am about to share with you I am quite terrified to share. Literally, my hands are shaking while I am typing. Coming from a very conservative state, I sort of feel like Satan. So, here goes.

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It's here, folks! Happy Halloween, Blessed Samhain! For me, I see Samhain as the 'new year' where I let go and move forward. My 'new beginning' for this year will be to take care of myself better! Ever since my REEEEEE, which was three years ago, I merely just tried to get by without breaking down. So this new beginning, for me, will be to focus the next year on self-care type things that make me happy and making time for them - exercising, meditation, cooking, personal role play, and more.

What is your 'new beginning' for this year?

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Saint's VALENTINE DAY!!

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your homospherical life does destroy the electric field of newton and you break most of the russian laws. how dare you eat steel beams during breakfast time. you should not do that until 6 pm. idiot does not work so does represent european ♥♥♥♥♥♥ community. probably would live 10 times better in tunis. move out.

Joel - Today at 02:26
LINEN CLOTH!!!!!!!!!

basically i bought fish chunks from work thinking they were honey glazed salmon bits they looked literally identical but when i put a piece in my mouht it tasted off and had bones, i checked the label and it actually said trout chunks then it all came at once like dipping a salt shaker in your mouth it was literaly like opening your mouth in the ocean the most saltiest revolting ♥♥♥♥ ive tasted i put it in the bin swiftly and tried to block out the taste from my mouth with a small pancake but it didnt work, i put tap water in my mouth and drunk green tear but that only dulled it so in conclusion my mouth was salty all night

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

You're going to love this... trust me.. What you are seeing now is my normal state. This is a super saiyan... and THIS is what is known as a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan.. or... you could just call this a super saiyan 2...
What a useless transformation, you've changed your hair so what
And this... IS...TO GO... EVEN...FURTHER BEYOND.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
Man I watch way too much dragon ball z xD

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It's here, folks! Happy Halloween, Blessed Samhain! For me, I see Samhain as the 'new year' where I let go and move forward. My 'new beginning' for this year will be to take care of myself better! Ever since my boi died, which was three years ago, I merely just tried to get by without breaking down. So this new beginning, for me, will be to focus the next year on self-care type things that make me happy and making time for them - exercising, meditation, cooking, personal role play, and more.

What is your 'new beginning' for this year?

👌 🎃👻🎃👻 spooky ♥♥♥♥ spooky ♥♥♥♥🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃♥♥♥♥ right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉdo ƽaү so💯 thats what im talking about ᵉʳᵉ) mMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃Нᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky ♥♥♥♥ 🎃ight✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НOଠᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky ♥♥♥♥ 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻👻 spooy ♥♥♥♥🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shight🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃 rigmy selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НOoᵒ🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky ♥♥♥♥

Throughout my life, including this last week, I am reminded of the truth in the quote below. Blood only makes you related. My family are those I choose it to be. It's funny, sometimes, how your family from thousands of miles away can stand by you moreso than family that is in your backyard.

You tell me. Who is in your 'real life' then? Miles don't define who is your family and who is not. Who acts like family, however, does. Don't forget this, those of you out there who may not have blood-relation during the holidays to spend time with physically. You aren't alone. We got you.

choc orange乁(⌐■╭͜ʖ╮■)ㄏ

do do do do do do
all around me are familiar faces~
*piano*

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DO m!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!£££££!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

DOM!!!!! WHAT’RE YOU DOING?????????????? :O

Brothers to the end

Ok rant time haha. So I don't usually delve into personal beliefs and lifestyle on social media, as most people are just dense and judgmental, but I feel like I have no choice, bc I'm just utterly fed up right now. I am sick of witches being wrongfully potrayed and mocked by everyone, especially by little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids. EVERY. SINGLE. HALLOWEEN.

Firstly, I am a real wiccan/witch, it's my ancestory and I've been aware of my differences since a very early age and yes, I do practice REAL magic and no, I don't wear a black pointy hat and no, I don't wear a puffy dark dress/cape and fly a broom ( and if anyone had any education on witchcraft they'd know real witches don't need a broom to fly).

One of my favorite goddesses is Brigid, the kind-hearted protector of hearth and home, the smith who forges community together, the muse who awakens the fire within the hearts of poets and storytellers. Sometimes, I can see her manifested in the people around me.

You are undoubtedly one of these fantastic people, James. Keep being you <3

[1:40:27 PM] James (Velkar): its 1 because when you see it you turn 1 degree and walk away

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naruto has summoned you to join in his ninja group!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja group and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja works with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

So long ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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