Steam Community :: El Diablo Baptiste

Japper2 23 Apr, 2024 @ 4:21am

It is a pleasure meeting the fella :D

john fitzgerald kennedy 19 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34pm

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Ned Figglehorn 4 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

I'm a MUG blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom loving veins got nothin' but root beer.
In '09 I got diagnosed with a form of epilepsy.
Good doctor told me my cure was made by Pepsi.
Every day I get dressed up in my boot cut jeans.
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines.
Lib-tards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation.
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation.

Benson 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:48pm

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Ned Figglehorn 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:53pm

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Genghis Kirk 16 Jan, 2018 @ 6:19pm

I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1000 that you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you a "20 inch horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

a 13 Nov, 2017 @ 7:02am

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.

a 20 Jul, 2017 @ 9:43am

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Crunchwrap Supreme® $6.39 4 Jul, 2017 @ 10:15am

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP

Crunchwrap Supreme® $6.39 19 Mar, 2017 @ 12:54am

Here's the deal, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You and me will brawl to the death in Minecraft tomorrow to determine who gets host privileges. We will have a timer set to one hour to prepare, and then we enter combat. You will die by my hand and your ass server will go with you.

Ned Figglehorn 13 Mar, 2017 @ 12:48am

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door

a 3 Mar, 2017 @ 2:39pm

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥

john fitzgerald kennedy 17 May, 2016 @ 10:25pm

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

john fitzgerald kennedy 14 Dec, 2015 @ 12:15am

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john fitzgerald kennedy 23 Nov, 2015 @ 1:02pm

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a 17 Jan, 2015 @ 6:43pm

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a 9 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41am

Are you sure you're even a lolicon? I shouldn't waste my time on you... You're too weak. If you weren't so weak, you would try to steal my virginity and force me to do a double peace sign with an ahegao while begging you for forgiveness. So long... Fake lolicon.