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Recent reviews by Blaska Ellestrom

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1.1 hrs on record
This is Poopy Playtime, The Diaper Monsters Revenge.
I think this game series and the team behind it have a lot of promise. I do recommend this game. Great atmosphere, fun puzzles and chase scenes. With that said I would hope to see some improvements in chapter two. I got semi frustrated during some chase sequences when the game didn't give enough clue what to do, and not enough time to do it before killing you and restarting the sequence. I also experienced some glitches that made it a little harder on me. But all around this is honestly an amazing effort for a small team and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
Posted 1 May. Last edited 1 May.
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2.1 hrs on record
Not a bad game, it has its moments. I think its strengths are its story telling and atmosphere. It definately suffers from a pacing issue and puzzles being too simple and areas taking too long to clear. If you had a better payoff for an area the pacing might feel better but the story should proceed more quickly in my opinion.
Not a bad game, but not a great game either.
Posted 25 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I was pleasantly surprised by this game. It was really good. I haven't beaten it yet but I can recommend it to anyone who likes slightly spooky games with a good story. This one actually had a more interesting story than I expected, and I felt pretty engaged the whole time.
My only complaint is that I was dog ass at the actual basketball mechanics. Which honestly were pretty good considering we are trying to emulate playing a sport with a mouse and keyboard. I just had trouble with it which frustrated me, especially towards the end,
On that note I would recommend this game to anyone!
Posted 25 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game is really good.

I went in not knowing what to expect and ended up pleasantly surprised by how deep it is. There’s way more going on than I thought, and it strikes a great balance between challenge and fun. I still haven’t beaten it, but honestly, that doesn’t feel like the point.

It had me laughing one minute and stressed the next, juggling everything I needed to do. Every time I figured something new out and pushed a little further, it felt genuinely satisfying.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
AMD Ryzen 9 5900XT 16-Core Processor - RAM: 64 GB
AMD Radeon RX 7900 XT - VRAM: 20 GB
Posted 5 April.
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0.3 hrs on record
Boobs Battlegrounds opens showing that it was made in Unity enginer, a big step up from most of the 2d titty bouncers that you will see spamming up the steam game store. I receive several badges for doing ♥♥♥♥ I haven't done yet as soon as I launch the game, A good sign in my opinion. I click start and am immediately met with a topless woman presenting me a quest. tittilating right from the start, this is going to be good.

So there are nazi-feminists fighting, and a lesbian stone at the bottom of a lake is gonna get all these angry dyches to go back to the feminist castle?

I click continue expecting some more story, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was it. Short sweet and to the teet. I am prompted to pick up a sword in front of me, I walk away from the quest ♥♥♥♥♥. The first thing I really notice now is how my characters body looks like it was made out of playdoh by a horny man with down syndrome.

Everything is there, titties, ♥♥♥♥♥, its biologically correct, and proportioned in a manner you might find appealing. However there is a subtle horrow projected by these naked women, rather than arousal.

As I stand still to write part of this review, the game has given me over 70 achievements. I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on, but okay. I feel accomplished no matter what I do in this game, and I can stare at these oddly shaped titties and this chicks playdoh ass as she runs around the lego creator looking ass map.

I encounter my first enemy. I defeat her in a single blow, as she lays down I see that she really is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nazi. There is a swastika on the back of her outfit. Why she has clothes and I don't I am unsure.

A mini boss encounter, at the top of the hill I enter a cave. I see a large woman with a short haircut holding some sort of blunt weapon. I assume she means to bludgeon me to death, of course she is wearing a nazi arm band, just to let you know how evil this ♥♥♥♥♥ is. And shes topless too, and damn look at that.

The combat is pretty boring to be honest, the Ai is really poorly done. It barely attacks even after you hit it five or six times, and then when they do attack they kill you almost instantly without any indication that you are taking damage.

I have now glitched through the map, this is turning into a theme immediately. Several parts of the map that would look solid I pass through and then can see the glitched out insides of the map. I go back out onto the top of the castle walk way. I run towards an enemy character to attack them, however on the way I fall through the ground and am now stuck.
I think I have played enough for today.

10/10 Breast Adult Steam Game.
Posted 3 September, 2018.
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75.6 hrs on record (47.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is a good game, It's like a blend of minecraft and a real time vehicular war game. very stylish game, and fun.
It has an option to purchase credits to buy blocks, but honestly it doesnt feel broken to me, you can quickly get in game credit by playing the team battles.
Posted 20 September, 2015.
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