cheater

Maybe the real Payday 2 was the friends we made along the way

🚨 PSA 🚨: If you ever find yourself in a room with Blananaba, do not, I repeat, DO NOT take a deep breath. It's like a toxic wasteland combined with expired deli meat and a forgotten gym sock. A small breeze could turn into a full-blown chemical warfare event. The smell follows you like a dark cloud—nothing short of a hazmat suit is recommended. Honestly, scientists should study it—this level of stank might be considered a new element on the periodic table. You’re like a human biohazard, bro, but with more pizza stains. 💀💨

Hello!, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention, or even message me right here. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are.
As I am a man of standard, and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

+rep has a big weenie

+rep gr8 teammate

matsan (the guy below me) is a moron. blanananananba is jacked. coke can girth if you catch my drift. anyway hostess snowballs chew baccar yeee hawwwww 8========D

insecure kid

+rep super chill

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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is
not worth knowing.
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- rep get a job you despicable discord admin

+rep nuts aimer

-rep wallin

I'm pretty cool once you get to know me, and I'm insane at CSGO/GD. I can also be your best friend if you want :3

-repd by a black man on his front porch with a 12 gauge

signed by jesus christ

YO YOU GAY BECAUSE THAT SEX WAS GREAT

+rep helped me learn how to use my walls and how to hide them

+rep toggled and won me the match, good guy.